DI Sleet

***Murder in Successville*** Maverick cop.

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

There's nothing that has earned my trust yet burnt me as badly as MSG on Chinese food. #love #hate

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

Hey anyone got any cures for an ingrowing toe nail that doesn't involve cutting the little fella off?

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

Hey mum if you're reading, I won last night’s hot dog eating contest, just thought you might wanna know old gal.

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

#MurderInSuccessville is back! 🌃 @VickyPattison polices the streets with D.I Sleet 👊🏽👮🏽🕵 https://t.co/pCxzFBgdLh
https://t.co/q6VrnLUtEG

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

Watch the new series of #MurderInSuccessville now on @bbcthree. Will @VickyPattison catch the killer? https://t.co/jOgRniSyjX

[Tiger Aspect @TigerAspectUK]

Sleet’s ex-lover was emotionally scarred when he called things off, but who is it? #MurderInSuccessville
https://t.co/qkS8TqiY2A

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

God Successville looks pretty in the morning, only thing that makes me feel alive ready to love again.

[Tiger Aspect @TigerAspectUK]

He's Successville’s most corrupt politician, but who is it? Find out Wednesday on @BBCThree. #MurderInSuccessville
https://t.co/qUMmkeewzc

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

Damn it I can't remember the last time I didn't cry myself to sleep! Damn I miss friendship.

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

Wow I've been thinking too hard and now I've given my brain haemorrhoids!

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Welcome to #MurderinSuccessville - a town full of celebs breaking the law, until DI Sleet takes them down.
https://t.co/HUa5NWpK9U

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

I don't spell too well and I don't add too good but when it comes to solving crimes I'm a grade A student!

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

OKAY I ADMIT IT. I'M DRUNK. THAT'S WHAT THIS GODDAM JOB DOES TO A MAN. JESUS H CHRIST.

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

.@KimberlyKWyatt Maybe I can't live without you! Did you think about that before you walked out of my life forever??? #MurderInSuccessville

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

.@KimberlyKWyatt You're drunk Kimberly. Please don't do this to yourself.

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

.@KimberlyKWyatt HE'S GOT TWO HANDS YA MANIAC. NOW LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE.

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

Looks like someones mouse-sized brain has started working overtime now it's unemployed. Always tough to see. https://t.co/lw2w7k4o5B

[Kimberly Wyatt @KimberlyKWyatt]

@DISleet but how can a man with RSI finger you in the bum!!?? Hmmmm....Maybe I am bitter. 😂

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

I knew it was Obama all along, but you have to give poor kids like @KimberlyKWyatt a chance to prove themselves #fail #MurderInSuccessville

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

A bitter ex-cop right here. This always happens to the ones that shoot an innocent man dead #MurderInSuccessville https://t.co/PYC0ALzFjq

[Kimberly Wyatt @KimberlyKWyatt]

@DISleet you WISH Sleet! 🙅🏼😂

[DI Sleet @DISleet]

For those of you laughing at my weight, unlucky. I've eaten 9 cauliflowers this week and have trumped off 2 stone. Concentrate on yourselves