dith

amateur Pokémon TCG player and professional quora clickbaiter

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

I’m in tears my mum thinks I killed someone’s dog

[Joseph K. @wallsallaround]

I love vintage ashtrays. This is my 2001 a space odyssey ashtray.

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

every time I hear “I asked copilot ~” in my office it takes 6 months off my life

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

I asked someone what their favourite Pokémon was today and she said:

“psyduck because he’s underrated”

girl bye

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

however IRL you can still terrorise locals we back at it again #pokemontgc

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

Pokémon #TCGL rotation 💔😭
Goodnight my sweet prince

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

Pokémon #TCGL rotation 💔😭
Goodnight my sweet prince

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

a lost relic has been unearthed in my family home “CDS TO OBTAIN” carbon dated to the year 2014, offering an incredible glimpse into my beautiful 17 year old mind

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

a perfectly legible new street sign from our fucking ridiculous entitled libertarian government

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

fucked up an accidentally got good at Pokémon TGC

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Coming to terms with the fact that it’s time to shower

[m̶̛̦͖̯͚̜͔͕͈̰̎̇̈́͛̽́̋͋i̴̬̰̽̔͗́l̵̢̲̤̱͚̭̠̂̆͊͗̿̉̏̓͘͝ @MilkGoesInLast]

if your boyfriend texts you back while he's playing his card games, it doesn't mean he cares about you more; it just means he's trash and keeps getting bodied every round of the tourney

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

a mouse got into my drawer and ate my anxiety medication at work??? Anyway I hope he’s ok (probably very dead)

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

taken a couple of Vietnam Airlines flights this week and a reoccurring theme is that the the announcements and safety briefings all emphasise that you are not allowed to open the airport doors???
how many times has this happened that it must be regularly stated?? wtf

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

preparing for my next nail appt

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

I use to think that American tourists were the worst when we were traveling but somehow the Germans tourists prove me wrong every single time

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

asset right cash poor am I right fellas IYKYK
#pokemonTCG

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

blacking out in the booth (dissociating in the shower)

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

Today I went to the doctor for back pain he said sex is good for a back pain and then prescribed me 40 tramadol??

[dith @DITHGRIPS]

I told my mum she doesn’t have to yell when she’s on the phone for the other person to hear her and I have been taken out of the will