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I be doing things

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it work

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Update: the Lawnmower Flamethrower is functional

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Trying to put a flamethrower on a remote control lawnmower, cause I like to fuck around and find out

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Does anyone else's Australian shepherd like to have their back "knees" scratches? Or is ours just fuckin weird?

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Ok so we just gunna do fireworks on EVERY holiday now, huh?

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Hell is trying to make a right turn on a mildly busy road, and every car is spaced out JUST far enough for you to not be able to pull out but just enough to give you a half second of hope...

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IM BACK BABY

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Why doesn't Canada just drop some of that free healthcare on the fire?

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@RepLucyMcBath You can't be serious

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I'd give anything to watch infinity war&end game in a theater with a ton of hype people again... That was awesome

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My biggest fear is taking uncomfortable poops then having to be social immediately after

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Kilometers? How many football-fields per moon-landings is that?

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Hey they did the thing!

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Bro what if the oven moaned every time you put something in it

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I imagine the life of a TikTok dancer is pretty chill... You think they ever wake up and be like "I don't wanna dance today" and then force a dance out? I'm dying laughing at the idea of depressed TikTok girls forcing themselves to dance

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😏

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I have my bad days, but at the end of any day ...

my lungs are full, and my balls are empty 🥰

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@ImTrashAtRS Oh billy❤️❤️❤️

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"I'm just using this emoji to get likes" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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2022 is 4 months away what am I even doing with my life wtf