Lestrade (parody)

❝D'you really not know that the Earth goes round the sun?❞ (#Fake Roleplay Account) #𝙠𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙨

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

❝Not my division.❞

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

@poshshotprick /. 🪲🧃 🤤

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

He in one of his moods, is he?

I'll have a look through my cases, see if I can bring him something that'll cheer him up.

[“ 𝓜𝐘 𝓓𝖤𝖠𝖱 𝐖𝖠𝖳𝖲𝖮𝖭 . @intrepidwar]

⠀⠀⠀

𝓂uch ⠀appreciated ⠀…⠀𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 ,
𝒊⠀think ⠀it’s ⠀best ⠀to ⠀not ⠀leave
him ⠀𝒂lone ⠀too ⠀long . ⠀𝒉e ⠀might
take ⠀it ⠀out ⠀on ⠀the ⠀wall .

⠀⠀

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Dear god...

If you need a place to crash, there's a spare bed at mine. You're welcome to it.

[“ 𝓜𝐘 𝓓𝖤𝖠𝖱 𝐖𝖠𝖳𝖲𝖮𝖭 . @intrepidwar]

𝒆ight , ⠀𝒊t’ll ⠀save ⠀me ⠀some
time ⠀with ⠀𝒔herlock ⠀…⠀he’s
at ⠀it ⠀again ⠀with ⠀the ⠀violin .

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

@redvmbrella backyard to say hello.

"Nearly. He's ten months, soon to be eleven." Reaching down with another treat in his palm, he praised the pup who continued to stay at his feet.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

@redvmbrella Rewarding his large little one, scratching him behind the back of his left ear, his eyes fell to the two well behaved blue heelers settling down at the father's feet, Horse giving an excited little boof and tail wag but remained seated, clearly struggling to not bolt across the -

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

*Clasps his hand in a shake, accompanied with a grin.*

Tonight? Usual spot?

[“ 𝓜𝐘 𝓓𝖤𝖠𝖱 𝐖𝖠𝖳𝖲𝖮𝖭 . @intrepidwar]

(⠀𝒉and ⠀extended . ⠀) ⠀𝒅one .

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

returning and sitting just off to the side of him. "Yes! Good boy." Hand slipping into his pocket to bestow a treat to the waiting maw.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

A small chuckle slipped free from the man's throat, stubborn as always.

Admiring the man with his new addition to his home, Greg gave a short sharp whistle, and the pup swung its large head back in his direction. "Yes! Good boy. Come." The large black furred ball hurriedly -

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Again, that won't do, apologies Inspector.

( He offers a smile of his own, a small thing but in no way less sincere than the one for the puppy that he greets without batting an eye. )

My, you were right- Hello, yes, hi. He's really big.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Head raising at the sound of the familiar voice, a slow smile spread across the silver haired male's face.

"How many times must I tell you to call me Greg, 𝘔𝘳 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴?" Teasing, as an overly large ball of legs and fur shot out the back door, tail helicoptering.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

( It really doesn't take him long, showing up with probably the tenth different car of the month. Funny, since discretion will be damned with two dogs on the leash... and Lestrade.
At least he's dressed in casual clothes. )

Good day, Inspector.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Returning his attention to the large foal of a nine month old pup, he made sure to check his pocket for treats.

"Please behave..." He murmured to himself, whether or not it was directed to the dog or himself, one would never know.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Hah.
We're on our way already, yes.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

*christ, he wants to crawl into a hole and die*

If you happen to turn up in the next few minutes, I'll be out back with Mr Legs...

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

... Clearly.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Clearly, I'm out of practice as I was going for flirting, not flattery.

If it's any consolation, I'm glad you're not your brother. He's not the one I want meeting Horse this evening.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Flatteries won't get you anywhere, I'm not my brother. So say I'm not the best you can think of and find another route.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

What can I say? I've learned from the best.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Yes, yes. You know your way around words.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Well, isn't it a marvelous coincidence you're coming to visit me and not this...other Holmes.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

I know another Holmes who doesn't agree.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

You never do.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

I won't disappoint.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Your taste is impeccable.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Ah, but I never show up empty handed, it's not polite.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Very good. I'll have to break out the scotch.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

I'll take on your offer then.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Horse is reaching the "𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑" stage. But please, come over, have a feel if they would be compatible for play dates.

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Perhaps. My dogs are not puppies, though. Still adolescents.

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

He is, indeed. Were you thinking of a play date?

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Oh. Mh. I wouldn't mind that, actually. Is he allowed to to socialize yet?

[Lestrade (parody) @DI_Goldfish_]

Come meet him?

[, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭 @redvmbrella]

Wise choice.