The Great 3NZ0 of DJ

Professional Radio Programmer... and amateur slacker. Thoughts are all me... that's why they all sound insane

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Tata is to North America what Mourinho is to Europe. Can take clubs to the highest heights, but can never maintain it. Prove me wrong

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Hey... @espn... how is it I can't get to the replay of @F1 qualifying this morning? 3 devices, all logged in to TV provider, won't load. #wtf

[Gersh @GersLevy]

Yeah, fucking brilliant work from TA supporting a club that has a robust history of hiding horrible treatment of women with a tifo of a man who was trying to kill his wife

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

@TUDNUSA yeah... your play-by-play guy has pronounced half the names horrifically incorrectly now. This is some High School bullshit. 0/10. Would not recommend to enemies

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

@TUDNUSA hey... do your English commentators even bother to learn players names??? I've heard at least 4 names completely butchered so far in this #SJvSEA game. Super unprofessional sounding

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

What the actual fuck is happening right now??? #SJvSEA

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

@TUDNUSA hey... do your English commentators even bother to learn players names??? I've heard at least 4 names completely butchered so far in this #SJvSEA game. Super unprofessional sounding

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Hey... @SoundersFC friends... can someone drop me the Twitter link to this game so I can watch? For some stupid reason I can't find it and espn+ only has the Spanish feed... thanks from the middle of nowhere

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Hey... @FOXSports @FOXSoccer... the fuq? Tell your director of #USAvPAN that those watching don't care about what the fans are doing or replays. WE. WANT. TO. SEE. WHAT'S. HAPPENING. ON. THE. PITCH!!! #kthxbai

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Way to keep it classy there P*rtl*nd #MLSCup

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Seriously... @espn @ESPNPlus... #MLSCup has kicked, and still no feed on the app

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Yo... @espn @espnfc... what's up with no feed yet on the app for #MLSCup ? Suppose to start 13 minutes ago, still telling me coming up

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

@djberfy So... did you decide to go with the mini skirt or the daisy dukes to go with those boots?

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Hey... @WeAreECS... don't you think that... just MAYBE... considering what's happen in world football in the last couple weeks... the "Let Him Die" chant is... I dunno... fucking idiotic???

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Alright Seattle... it's out time to take Mr. "Alright, Alright, alright!" spend the night as Mr. "Ah fuck, ah fuck, ah fuck..."

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

We've got to stand, side by side 🎶

RT and follow for a chance to win The Jimi Hendrix Kit signed by @CristianRoldan!!!!

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

@paramountplus hey... why isn't the @OLReign vs Thorns #ChallengeCup game on the schedule in my app??? Did you move the game to a different channel/platform?

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Hey...@FOXSports ... you plan on getting the stream of #LAFCvATX going anytime soon??? You only pummeled us with promos for it for the last week or so...

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

@ChamberiSeattle S6 E17

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

"To be the best, you’ve gotta be Seattle”

Narrated by @S10Bird. 🐐🏆

#WiredTogether | #MLSCup

[The Great 3NZ0 of DJ @DJ3NZ0]

Ok... ok... ok... I'm a little late on this... but did anyone else hear @stuholden's voice crack like he was in middle school again when Svensson's goal went in? #Sounders #MLS #SeattleInventedGoingToMLSCup