Django Gold

comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

[Django Gold @django]

My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio.

An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

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time to cash in

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if having a tiny, widdle penis is a crime, then lock me up

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six days hence

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listen up, ladies

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@SprtsDrnk oh, those wild, wild Greenpoint Nights…

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six days hence

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tickets: https://t.co/b328TDVk5l

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listen up, ladies

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please please please please please

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tonight, hon

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performing in Baltimore this Thursday, get your little butt out there

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clown dad

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clown dad

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how tough is the entertainment biz right now? well, you're competing against the pope

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: The Vatican is set to submit a film for Oscar consideration for the first time in the 97-year history of the Academy Awards.

“Green Lava,” an inspirational Vatican-produced documentary short featuring a young Italian man named Giacomo Mattivi who lives with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, will premiere this week in Los Angeles as a preamble to being submitted for Oscar consideration in the best documentary short film category.

https://t.co/VDZ6A1eKZw

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like many of you, I've been waiting years for Ed Sheeran to fuck up

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tickets: https://t.co/6nKxNTcpTV

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performing in Baltimore this Thursday, get your little butt out there

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the power of music

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the power of music

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paying tribute to my neighborhood’s proud, working class roots by opening an omakase restaurant called Sushwick

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ummmm…. WOULD