Django Gold

comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

[Django Gold @django]

My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio.

An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

[Django Gold @django]

no disrespect to Danny Torrance, but I would have figured out that REDRUM was MURDER backwards in like two seconds

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my dream job? actor who gets cast in a movie that has several scenes where his son kisses him

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how’s that anti-woke Odyssey movie coming along

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performing in Philly on Saturday, Nov. 7 - come out!

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tickets: https://t.co/R52uDqZlLR

[Django Gold @django]

performing in Philly on Saturday, Nov. 7 - come out!

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RIP weed culture

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RIP weed culture

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men’s fall wardrobe essentials

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great! hey, real quick, you're not a huge liar by chance are you

[The Fourth Estate. @TicTocTick]

5 years from now , you will receive $3050 checks every week from below parties —

$500 check from NVDA
$1000 from OpenAI
$800 from Claude
$150 from micron
$600 from government

That’s well over $12000 a month.

Work will be optional.

[Django Gold @django]

men’s fall wardrobe essentials

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I get why guys call their genitals their “junk” — because a foul-smelling liquid seeps out the bottom of it

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France, this isn’t the answer

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France, this isn’t the answer

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watch it

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holding my cock by the scruff while I pee like a mama cat with her kitten

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taking gambling tips from a guy with an 80 IQ who used to get hit in the head for a living

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fun fact: we possess this same numbers advantage in every American city

[confrontation française @confrontfr]

⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN

JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE.

#17octobre

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@presidenteTX passersby need to be way kookier!

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my favorite music video genre is “singer unperturbed by a bunch of kooks passing through”