DJ AXLE

She/her pony enthusiast! Loves memes! 🏳️‍⚧️

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ve watched this video 20 times now and I’ve laughed each time

[Tweets Of Cats @TweetsOfCats]

You can tell he

[Zanfa 2 @ZanfaVive]

"odeio meu trabalho"

Eu no meu trabalho

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Arrest this man, he can't walk freely..

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

This video kills me everytime 😭

[DJ AXLE @DJAXLE69]

@DAKKADAKKA1 No reason except your entire life now revolving around taking care of a disabled child forever.

[Early Man @ViolentSperg]

"GIGACHAD WAKE UP!!!!!! THE WEST NEEDS YOU!!!!!"

"More like the REST needs me haha *honk shoo mimimi* zzzzzzzzzz"

[DJ AXLE @DJAXLE69]

@GeeksGamersCom This guy is a passport bro pseudo lawyer.

[DJ AXLE @DJAXLE69]

@Inhundefender @Nitrotronnic "media literacy" 😬

[DJ AXLE @DJAXLE69]

@Bowblax You look kinda retarded dude

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[DJ AXLE @DJAXLE69]

@esoarchivist @Awk20000 What...

[clayre @BronyJugend]

Comprehensive timeline on the history of Mr. Torture, Rape Shirt Kid, and The Gassy Pigman

[Tim Soret @timsoret]

Make sure to take your daily dose of Japanese Twitter 20mg to remedy any effect caused by doom-scrolling.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[HowlingMrLandlord @HowlingLandlord]

Day 12 no gabagool

[Mio Supremacist @k_on_warlord]

Looking back, this was kind of a harsh line

[Stubbs, Medicinal Firearms Advocate @Stubbs_GunGuy]

I am a big fan of cave paintings and there's some crazy ones that people speculate wildly about as to what they can mean but this ones probably the funniest.

Researchers will use any excuse possible to say this is like some kind of abstract symbolism because for some of the rarer paintings revolving around fertility the paintings often depict humans with animal features and this was supposed to bring good luck or something but all of this is just people looking at an image whos context is long gone and trying to justify it to modern sensibilities.

This is clearly depicting a man straight up fucking a deer, in the ass. If you were an early hominid this would be the funniest fucking thing you have ever seen because this would be like the third thing that has ever happened and your buddy Two Rocks and Stick III is out there acting a fool and the whole tribe cheering.