coleman reis

table for 4 please (me + the voices)

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

first tour ready for launch 🚀

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

@GudfellaMusic lmaoo all time caption

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

if your friend doesnt pick up your call after they just sent you a reel you should legally be able to kill them

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

if you’ve ever changed your flight while still at the club then my music’s for you

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

there’s something magical about the first bird you hear after heavy rain stops. tiny voice checking to see if the world is okay again

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

putting soup in a square container feels so wrong

[EPROM @eprombeats]

THIS SHIT CORNY AF, YOU ALL HAVE A VERY SOFT VISION OF ART, YOU CAN MAKE THE MUSIC IN YOUR IMAGE, YOU CAN CREATE THE DIVINE FROM WHOLE CLOTH AND YOU'RE OUT HERE RECYCLING POP HITS GET FUCKING REAL

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

only inviting evil ugly girls with a malicious aura in the booth from now on

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

close enough

welcome back, sanji

[TheRealCherokeeOwl 🦉 @CherokeeOwl]

🔥 Yo, check out this 19-year-old dude cooking fried rice in a full suit 😂

His name’s Lu, from Yantai in Shandong. He started helping at his family’s night market stall at 17, and now at 19 he’s running the show — dressed like he’s going to a fancy dinner instead of slinging street food.

Every night he rolls up in a sharp suit and tie, hair slicked back, and starts flipping massive woks with flames shooting everywhere. High-knee stance, egg catches, the whole show. People go crazy for it. He bangs out 200+ plates a night, each one done in about 3 minutes for like 10 yuan (~$1.40). That adds up to around 50,000 yuan a month (~$7k–$9k USD). Yeah, he’s the main one taking care of the family now.

He tried the suit one day just to look more “proper” and it blew up. Everyone calls him the “Western Suit Fried Rice Brother” and half the comments say he looks like Sanji from One Piece. When folks doubted the money, he even went live to show the real numbers.

This guy’s out here turning regular fried rice into a whole vibe with nothing but hard work and serious style.

Absolute legend 👔🍳

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

who’s more respected in their country

lebron in america or

faker in korea

[Optimist Prime @Passedmypryme]

@HaterReport Someone said Drake got that post-slap Will Smith flow and I can’t unhear it

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

nippon sangoku is such a breath of fresh air in this year’s anime lineup

absolutely peak show 12/10

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

dropping 3 albums in one night is so performative lmaooo

[Joseph Capriati @josephcapriati]

Play what makes you happy.

[coleman reis @DJCassiusKing]

@zachlieberman Is there a way to get an even larger print made? Could I do a custom order?

[salute @saluteAUT]

thanking my supporters after playing a show

on ig: that was nothing short of a spiritual experience. i am so incredibly grateful to share moments like this one with you, thank you so much. my heart is full.

on twitter: I Was Innat Booth Putting My Dick In The CDJ Lowkey. E

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

In Italy, Charlotte de Witte threw a free 20,000-people rave in Genova. Organized by the City of Genoa supported by Mayor Silvia Salis, who was also dancing backstage, the event is part of a wider campaign to bring music back into urban spaces. This is what your government could do for you.