DJ Dangler

not a robot. wants to be a robot.

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@mattdeantaylor I started it in High School. It was about the size of a shot put in college.

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"Like the deserts miss the rain" makes more sense than "At the Desert's Masquerade," which is what I've been singing my whole life.

[Eight One Two Farms @812farms]

@DJDangler headlining the @StoryInn #Speakeasy #comedy club!

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Love @Adamscherr99 crushing suckers with a Powerbomb. Devastating. Best I've seen since Sid.

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Just got to talk to @Adamscherr99 on the radio. This was right before he put @bobandtom through a table.

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I've been smoking sativas and watching scary movies all month, then wondering why I'm jumpy when the house makes a noise. #halloweiner

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I'll be on The Bob & Tom Show tomorrow talking about Frankenstein Maintenance

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I read The Walking Dead for awhile, but thought the show sucked. I'm watching Black Summer though, and really like it. It reminds me of the WD comics. Good.

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Taco Bell Guy gave me TWO free "you seem cool" or maybe "I hate my job" tacos. Today's gonna be my day.

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There should be a title like EGOT for people who have roles in 4 major nerd franchises.

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You ever get out of a relationship that was so bad you realize you were wrong about a whole genre of music? Like when I got divorced I realized I didn't hate Lizzo, I had just been mad for 2 years.

[Planet of the Tapes @PlanetoftheT]

This weekend it’s the hilarious @DJDangler featuring @SeanSmyph! Get tix now at https://t.co/ogUib3Hjb4!

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I'll bet however Andy Dwyer died at the Jan. 6th riots was hilarious.

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I love this time of year, where I see groups of people on social media lamenting tragedies, and I get nervous before realizing they're talking about their football teams #gonoone

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I found a 2 dollar bill while walking to the park. The world is my out of touch grandpa.

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Did Danny The Street ever visit Fiddler's Green? And if so, how hot was that sex?

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The guy playing The Sandman looks like Better Than Ezra Miller.

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The last 8 elves in this @KeeblerUS pack were "Buckets." I wasn't paying attention, but I think the whole pack was?! I definitely didn't do it on purpose. (If I had, I would have saved the "Fast Eddies")

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When did you decide you hated Dana White?