DJDoctorStrange

DJ/Software developer/Computer Scientist/Student of life/Trained assassin

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@BillyJ914 @VnMn22019093 Maybe because hes curious to see how the police would treat him when they aren’t aware of his privileged position

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

It’s so easy.. 😅

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@cheo_coker @realJLive If this ends up being another black super hero getting the shaft like Luke Cage, im gonna be pissed! Meanwhile they promote all the other trash out there 🤦‍♂️

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Tech support to the rescue...

A young woman who submitted a tech support message presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself.

The query:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications and intimacy, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

The response:

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.
html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

I Am Absolutely Shocked To Hear About The Passing Of My Close Friend @HulkHogan! Hulk Has Been By My Side Since We Started In The Wrestling Business. An Incredible Athlete, Talent, Friend, And Father! Our Friendship Has Meant The World To Me. He Was Always There For Me Even When I Didn’t Ask For Him To Be. He Was One Of The First To Visit Me When I Was In The Hospital With A 2% Chance Of Living, And He Prayed By My Bedside. Hulk Also Lent Me Money When Reid Was Sick. Hulkster, No One Will Ever Compare To You! Rest In Peace My Friend! 🙏🏻

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@netflix is there any update with Season 2 of The Watcher??? So many unanswered questions!! Amazing thriller show. Plz any info

[Sasha Grey @SashaGrey]

While fascists out here applaud what’s happening in LA, and lie about immigrants, let’s not forget cartel family members were just allowed in by the administration. This hardly made a blip on any news outlets or social media. https://t.co/KZmMDDDdUH

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

A Chinese man invented an anti-mosquito device by attaching a net to a fan and placing a UV light behind it. The mosquitoes are drawn to the light and then get sucked into the net. I’m ready for this summer😭

[DJDoctorStrange @DJDoctorStrange]

@Anthony__Koch Its a student union. It should be solely focused on student issues related to the school and not on foreign policy that it can’t sway any shape or form. Instead the SSMU sided with vandalism, creating unsafe spaces for students and staff and defacing university property.

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@Variety Talk about pandering. He isn’t against anyone. He makes jokes about anything he finds funny and no one is excluded. Also this was a subject years ago. Bringing it up now is just pandering for likes. Her new special isn’t that great either. Shes done better previously.

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@realradec No it’s not.

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@finalfantasyvii I found a FF7 rebirth glitch. I completed the "Of Robed Men and Ransoms" quest in Corel by directly talking to the doctor. I see it on the job board but I cant pick it up because its already completed. I am not getting the credit for it now in quest tab.

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@HabsOnReddit https://t.co/tpB4n1UYmG

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@jojoAc2002 https://t.co/tpB4n1UYmG

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@d_tarantino @jojoAc2002 Ya not fkin cool! Meanwhile the rest of the city had a heart attack

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@jojoAc2002 No joke I thought a bomb was about to drop it was so loud

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@sabback @MattWallace888 Wheres there penises though?!? 🤔

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@RadarHits More children to be sacrificed for politicians making poor decisions 🙌

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@Matt_Pinner It’s Jason Borne! 😳🤯