My coworker just asked me why I had my "Outstanding Greek Male Award" from 2015 on my LinkedIn and I responded with "because I was in a frat and I was outstanding" ......yeah I hate myself too
Pitbull is sitting alone in his penthouse watching the halftime show. It's dark except for the flicker of the TV. Shakira and JLo join together for the finale as a tear rolls down his cheek. He heaves a sigh.
"Dale", he whispers, as he fades away.