luke nukem

“I’m Shaun AF, I ain’t ever Luke, cause I’m Patrick, Mitch”

He/him

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

Nvm we’re good now pt. 2

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

@sarahleebread Rejoining Twitter to defend myself and say that my wife can buy five years of my silence for less than $80 with precheck but refuses just to spite me

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

lol good bye Twitter Elon the rat killed the app i used and I have no desire to switch oh well

[Tapbots @tapbots]

Say Goodbye to Tweetbot.

We've been proud to serve you over the last 12+ years, but due to circumstances beyond our control, we have to shut down Tweetbot.

Thank you so much for your patience and outpouring of support over these tough times at Tapbots.

https://t.co/PjHePIkCpb

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

@sixelagarcia_

[Ernest Wilkins | 🏁 @ErnestWilkins]

Me: This edible ain’t shit

10 mins later:

https://t.co/5fDiCHg82e

[mav @sgthunters]

the lightsaber drop move?????

[Paul Heaston @paulheaston]

the cover of this Dutch edition of the Hobbit by Kees Kelfkens is everything

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

father & son picnic

[leo @leom4asdasd]

a galera perguntando onde ta a polícia pra acabar com isso

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

Last drive from VA back up to ME 🥲

[DM Drama @dmdramaa]

cozzie livs

[Mikey D. Luffy @MikeyyySoL]

Process vid vs. Final result

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

Bro the fact that people were saying this was about pacquiao 💀 big Dave the legend regardless

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

based king

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

@nestlemahyour MY DAWG LUTHEN RAEL

[luke nukem @DJLUKEBEAR]

🥹

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Okada and Kenny Omega squashed the beef 😂😭

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

The world’s former-richest man is seeking the approval of a person who goes by “Cat Turd”