Dust N Busters

Rams, White Sox, Mavs gambling

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

@stoolpresidente What’s the return policy on the Bryce underwood NIL money?

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@BTMEGACASH @stoolpresidente My point exactly

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All he was missing was “use Promo Code NUKEIRAN for a free $200 bet credit when you deposit $5 or more. DraftKings: the crown is yours”

[𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @alexrblackwell]

Even SNL couldn’t make this shit up for a skit.

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

@MacrodosingPod Right day, wrong game

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

Apple: “Would you like to use a suggested password?”

Me- *clicks yes*

Apple:

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

@BarstoolBigCat All he had to do was shave his head and slap a decal on the side.

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

If Dimitrov can get a serve over the net, he will beat Popyrin. Problem is he doesn’t know how to serve

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Still can’t believe I get to root for Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald every Sunday. What a world

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

I wonder if I just take the room off my house, these roofing companies will stop calling me for a free roof inspection 5 times a day.

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

HAMES

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🔥 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: President Trump drops this absolute banger where — by stroke of pen — he personally CROSSES OUT “Lake Ontario” in the Oval Office to name it Lake America

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“We're going to make a little change. We're going to call it something different than Lake Ontario. We're going to call it Lake America, and all it takes is a good pen and some intelligence.”

“So Lake Ontario, that's gone. Lake America. So now we have a lake, and now we have a Gulf, because we have the Gulf of America.”

“Now we have Lake America, without the of. Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy Lake America!”

He’s pure gold! 😂

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

Those lady boys going to be lining up for the unloading of that ship like it’s 2004 waiting outside of GameStop for the Halo 2 release.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: USS Abraham Lincoln reportedly set to stop in Thailand after roughly 250 days at sea.

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

Guys. I found the gayest post on this site.

[OfficialDakSupporter @native_ace]

Imagine this is how Dak Prescott’s story ends.

Super Bowl. Cowboys vs. Bills.

Dallas down 4. :06 left.

Dak takes the snap from the 12.

Nothing is open.

He steps up and runs.

At the 4-yard line, he gets HIT.

Two Bills defenders wrap him up. Another comes crashing down on top.

Dak keeps his legs moving, but he’s stopped.

Four yards away.

And for a second, it looks like this is really how it ends.

Then CeeDee Lamb hits the pile from behind.

Jake Ferguson joins him.

Tyler Smith.

Terence Steele.

The entire Cowboys offense comes crashing forward.

The pile moves a yard.

Then another.

And suddenly it feels like Dak isn’t being pushed by just the eleven men on the field anymore.

It’s Ezekiel Elliott pushing.

Zack Martin.

Tyron Smith.

DeMarcus Lawrence.

Amari Cooper.

Michael Gallup.

Leighton Vander Esch.

Trevon Diggs.

Every teammate who stood beside him through those playoff losses. Every Cowboy who walked off the field with him when another season ended too soon.

They’re all pushing.

3-yard line.

Dak is still fighting.

And now it feels like Tony Romo is pushing too.

Dez Bryant.

Jason Witten.

The generation before him that came so close but never got its ending.

One yard.

The entire history of the last 30 years of Cowboys heartbreak is behind No. 4.

Pushing.

Dak reaches the football out.

The clock hits 00:00.

The official looks into the pile…

then raises both arms.

TOUCHDOWN.

For his entire career, Dak Prescott carried the weight of the Dallas Cowboys on his back.

On the final play of his story, when he couldn’t carry them any farther…

they carried him.

Across the goal line.

Into history.

Dak Prescott is a Super Bowl champion.

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

@PFTCommenter #Re4pect

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@bordersroad Tailed. Literally the only time in my life I’ve bet on tennis. But a top play is a top play. Good looks

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

@Chris__Wall @BarstoolBigCat Nah. Gotta give this guy his time in the spotlight. Could do it with a different year and pitcher but this man gets to keep this one

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

There’s a non zero chance these two are banging.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

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@danorlovsky7, THIS GUY CAN PLAY

[Dust N Busters @djm5226]

This season of Silo started off pretty bad. Last few episodes have been excellent.

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49ers fans getting ready for week 1

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Of course it was Orlovsky

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We’re going to find out on August 14th who the biggest dweebs, nerds and dorks on X are.