Matt Descheny

#1 Dad & DJ, self proclaimed geek/nerd, living dead love me for my brains & my guts.

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It’s about that time... #thanksgiving2020 #friedturkey #dadcooks #adultbeverages #hiphopchristmas @ Descheny Cantina https://t.co/t7JcBloOOb

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I just converted (Rare)🏆Dj Spinbad, Dj A-Vee,& JS-One: Rocks The Casbah[The 80's Megamix] (1995)Queens, NYC sides A&B at https://t.co/wxZGRoopqT! https://t.co/aKLK7b1DSE via @YourTwitterName

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He should know...ask him! #NativeVote2020 #aznatives #BidenHarris2020 #nativeasskicking

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“Just because you scream in all capital letters doesn’t mean it’s true!”-Joyce Vance. Best quote I heard all day! True story! #facts #BidenHarris2020

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Now I will believe you when you say your Great-great-great-grandmother was a Something Else princess. #SomethingElse

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Wearing mine right now! #SomethingElse

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Oh we would be so honored NFL! #SomethingElse

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Why not? #SomethingElse

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Dawn Of The Dead collection...new toys! Woohoo! #dotd78 #dadstoys #halloween2020 @ Descheny Cantina https://t.co/ZlqmiMJwJY

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Elias & his Flying Guitar! Night time pix of the Van Halen 2 guitar at Hard Rock Cafe at Universal Citywalk, Hollywood. #ripevh @ Hard Rock Cafe Universal Studios https://t.co/6NH8LotSIb

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EVH & His Flying Guitar! Giant guitar in front of Hard Rock Cafe on Universal Citywalk in Hollywood. #ripevh @ Hard Rock Cafe Universal Studios https://t.co/BkUM3ubfhi

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At the least the PS4 is here for me. Guess that’s why she bought it. Shit.

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So what do you do when sleep is chosen over intimacy? Is our golden years over? Shit.

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Last minute dinner plans. Surf & Turf! Ribeye with King Crab & Shrimp boil. Good stuff! #quarantinelife #kingcrablegs #ribeyesteak #bestlife @ Descheny Cantina https://t.co/f2KAOrRrez

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You think the C-19 testing might have an answer to these cold sores? Asking for a friend... #ouch #ithurts #coldsores #testthis #donttoucb #kissme #letssnag #WearYourMask

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@MDNIGHTNAPRFCT Apocalypse was maybe the most decent out of all of them, but damm, Anderson is like the Michael Bay of video games movies.

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Dammit, just let me touch myself!

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@MDNIGHTNAPRFCT Don’t mad or sad!

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IDC who you are, if you act like an asshole, I won’t like you.

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I’m better than these ppl! *sitting on couch, squeezing cheez whiz in my mouth in yesterday’s underwear*