DJ Renton

It’s a-me! Former Thursday morning DJ at WSUM in Madison, WI. Life-long smartass.

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

On the last day of your life, don't forget to die

[Brosa Parks @Parabellum2021]

@KatiePMcGrady Oh no Pope Leo! 😂

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

If it gets really really bad, if it ever gets really really bad...
Let's not kid ourselves
It gets really really bad

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

@RepThomasMassie But what do you expect from the living, breathing literal piece of excrement that @realDonaldTrump is. Rob Reiner was correct in his assessment of POTUS. How much longer will the GOP hitch their wagons to his old nag ass?

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

@RepMTG @RepThomasMassie But what do you expect from the living, breathing literal piece of excrement that @realDonaldTrump is. Rob Reiner was correct in his assessment of POTUS. How much longer will the GOP hitch their wagons to his old nag ass?

[Gig - The Great Gig in the Sky @thegreatgig8]

@atrupar 😆

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

Suffering jukebox
Such a sad machine
You're all filled up with what other people mean
And they never seem to turn you up loud
Got a lot of chatterboxes in this crowd

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

Let's not kid ourselves
It gets really really bad

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

I met failure in Australia
I fell ill in Illinois
I nearly lost my genitalia
To an anthill in Des Moines
I was so far gone in Fargo
South Dakota got annoyed
That’s the shit I'm talkin’ 'bout
When I talk to you about
Ceaseless feasts of schadenfreude

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

Fast cars, fine ass
These things will pass
And it won't get more profound

Time is a game
Only children play well
How can I love you
If you won't lie down?

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

@JohnMack1973 @elfgirltalia She looks to be too old for you.

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

The @Bucks actually signed this piece of human trash?! Fuck them too.

[kuz @kylekuzma]

@elonmusk @JDVance Wow!!!!🔥🔥

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

Where's the paper bag that holds the liquor?
Just in case I feel the need to puke

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

What are my options so I don’t have to listen to this arrogant prick @TomBrady ?

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
Slowly screwing my way across Europe, they had to make a correction
Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge in the digital snake
I tell you, they make it so you can't shake hands when they make your hands shake

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

Thoughts and prayers, if you know what I mean 🤞

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate

[DJ Renton @DJRenton]

@RepBarragan You are far too kind.
@realDonaldTrump is a gross POS. Hopefully it is his plane next time. #fucktrump

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

The year ends in the next room

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

Well, I don't like talkin’ to myself
But someone's gotta say it, hell
I mean, things have not been going well
This time I think I finally fucked myself