David, Horse Cock Specialist

Movies, television, general nerd shit, etc. Idek. | 23, AuDHD, horny & chronically ill bastard. |

[Zimbo Jones, Keeper of the Plumes @LookAroundCafe]

“Calm down, kid. Smoke this joint.”

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

I would dine out on the story of me getting rescued by Indiana Jones for the rest of my *life* if I was that kid

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

After 18 hours lost in Yellowstone National Park, 13-year-old Boy Scout Cody Clawson is rescued…by actor Harrison Ford, who piloted a helicopter down to save Clawson and return him to safety.

[proton @ProtonInspector]

You can’t show water crossing or landing on the lens in fantasy of all genres because it makes you immediately aware of the camera

[Black Capital @Blackcapitalis]

It's funny because MAGA twitter wants this guy to be a white supremacist so bad.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Twitter users seeing the greatest fanart of their life

[Craig @CS11__]

Genuinely the most beautiful anyone has ever looked in the history of anything

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Oh so suddenly you guys love vandal lowlifes wrecking our beautiful cities with spraypaint tagging scribbles.

[Noelle Holiday @n3w3st_g1rlg1rl]

@n0wifisignal It's his way of showing proof of life, no AI farm is coming up with the shredded cheese dance

[NoWifiSignal @n0wifisignal]

i love how every tenth zack d films video is just some random thing he came up with or something that personally bugs him

[Toastii_🏳️‍⚧️(SOON) @Toastii_Alt]

just had a transphobe unironically call me a troon troon troon sahur

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Say what you want but the Phantom Menace had great visuals

[ThePreschoolWorld @EAxcount17934]

Happy birthday to Stefán Karl Stefánsson, who would’ve turned 51 today.

Best known for playing Robbie Rotten in “LazyTown”

[Tuesday ☠︎ @wednesdayaddamx]

exactly how they should be talked to, like the losers they are

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Her not moving from that slight quarter angle to maintain the resemblance is sending me

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

i lived it: my family is complaining the house is too cold because it's actually at the temperature they set it to

[Sensative Barracuda 🐀 @KurtTexter]

@EzraCubero That quick shot of the dude getting assimilated into the concrete structure. On one hundred.