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[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

@whatdotcd Be careful brother

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

@JonTanners Go back to sleep

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

@gkla @calpolypomona I want to come to this

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

When I was 8 years old there’s no world in which you could convince me that the mini-bar m&m’s weren’t $5,000+

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

Need i remind you that I’m so 2008; you’re so 2000 and late

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

The greatest thing to come from professional football is taunting

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

The only difference between us and the British is they pronounce lieutenant LUFFtenant

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

@gkla This is upper echelon

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

Missed connections: Tesla supercharging station

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show

[Trev🙃r is hiring DM me! @whatdotcd]

imagine how much happier you would be if you were this person

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

i’m rooting for them 😪

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

Look at the end of the day it’s nighttime

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

I dont want to watch something just matrix incept it to me so i will have already watched it please im fkn begging u

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal

[Mook @ConnorMook_]

*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights*

Yo Whatsup beast

[Sam French @DJSamFrench]

The peoples republic of calabasas