Dylan Saraiva

Always ready to let the Packers ruin my mental health!

[Dylan Saraiva @DJSarv21]

That sinker is one of the dirtiest pitches I’ve ever seen 👀

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Brusdar Graterol, Unfair 100mph Sinker. 😳

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

A striker that couldn’t score up to 80 goals, has zero trophies in a career of 13 years is calling someone a disgrace.

This fool is two years younger than Ronaldo, retired at 32, between the time he retired and now, Ronaldo has scored 302 goals for club and country.

These are morons that go on tv and tell you “history won’t be kind to Ronaldo”

Useless guy, highest individual achievement ever is a premier league player of the month. Ignored Nigeria to play for England for a total appearance of 132 mins .

[Mal @UtdMaI]

People say, “Ronaldo has never been close to Messi.”

Yet from 2013 to 2018, Cristiano Ronaldo dominated Europe, leading the UEFA Champions League year after year, while Messi and Barcelona endured several high-profile eliminations. Football didn’t suddenly begin in 2020.

Internationally, Ronaldo never walked away from Portugal despite repeated setbacks. He kept showing up until he helped deliver the country’s first major trophies. Messi, on the other hand, retired from Argentina before eventually returning.

Even if you believe Messi is the more naturally gifted footballer, talent alone doesn’t define greatness. Greatness is also about leadership, resilience, longevity, adapting to different leagues, delivering on the biggest stages, and changing your nation’s history.

That’s why, for me, Cristiano Ronaldo will always be the GOAT. 🐐🇵🇹

[Dylan Saraiva @DJSarv21]

*Tuesday but yeah same feeling

[anushka @mintyfia]

how it feels to see noah kahan at fenway park in boston massachusetts on a saturday in july

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

🥇 Most international goals (146)
🥇 Most international appearances (233)
🥇 Most World Cup goals for Portugal (11)
🥇 Only player to score in SIX different FIFA World Cups
🥇 Most goals scored at Euros (14)

Cristiano bows out of international football as a living legend 👏

[ُ @Asensii20]

I need Bruno, Leao, Cancelo, and Nuno Mendes to see this

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Watching Cape Verde give Argentina all they can handle

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

The 1st Amendment never contemplated mass media reaching billions in seconds.

The 2nd never contemplated firearms capable of firing dozens of rounds without reloading.

The 4th never contemplated a phone holding a decade of your private life.

We don't treat any of those as grounds to shrink the right.

Scale changing isn't grounds to infringe on people's liberty.

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

dude you were born in Canada

[SCOTUS Wire @scotus_wire]

🚨 The Supreme Court ruled that the Fourteenth Amendment guarantees birthright citizenship to children born in the United States, including those whose parents are in the country unlawfully or only temporarily, striking down President Trump's executive order.

[Greg Vorse @GregVorse]

I don’t understand this thinking.

Toe was on the line, we should still call it a 3?

Stopped an inch short of the goal line, we should still call it a TD?

Puck went bar down, but it bounced out, we should still call it a goal?

Ball just missed the foul pole, still a home run?

[Todd Fuhrman @ToddFuhrman]

Counter point: we know exactly when a NFL game actually ends but we still can’t spot the football or understand exactly what constitutes a catch

[Lambeau Villain @PackersRunNFC]

Aaron Rodgers throwing 51 TDs with the depth chart he had speaks volumes to why he is the GOAT.

Who else throws 51 TDs with this roster?

[Dylan Saraiva @DJSarv21]

If that’s Messi getting fouled, FIFA is decapitating the defender live

[Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT @Tezzathekchen]

Fuck FIFA, this is another clear penalty won by Mbappe and it didn’t even reach VAR

They’ll not even trying to hide it anymore, these fuckers will do anything to stop Mbappe score more than their favorite PR merchant Messi

[Dylan Saraiva @DJSarv21]

The amount of illegal shots Alex lands in this clip

[The Fight Fanatic @FightFanatic_]

Poatan when Gane lands an illegal shot: 😡😡😡

Poatan when he lands one on Ankalaev: 👨‍🦯

[Phil Gordon @PhilGordonDC]

Spin is one thing, but it is worth noting that virtually everything Vance says about the JCPOA in this clip is wildly misleading or outright false:

1. "The Gulf Coast Coalition loves this deal." (The "Gulf Coast" is in the southern US along the Gulf of Mexico but he is presumably referring here to the Gulf Cooperation Council or GCC.) GCC states don't "love this deal" but support it to end the war that Trump started that led to thousands of attacks on their countries and shut off their exports.

2. "The Obama deal allowed enrichment, ours will not." The Obama deal allowed enrichment that was strictly limited in level, amount, location and types of centrifuges, and carefully monitored by the IAEA. The Trump MOU says nothing about enrichment except that Iran "agreed to discuss the issue...related to Iran's nuclear needs."

3. "The Obama deal allowed the accumulation of stockpiles of weapons-grade material, ours is actually leading to the destruction of that stockpile of enriched material." ??? The Obama deal did not allow the accumulation of any enriched uranium, let alone "weapons-grade material." In fact, the JCPOA required Iran to ship out 98% of all its enriched uranium, leaving it with no more than 300kg of LEU. It was only after Trump tore up that deal that Iran was free to expand that stockpile to thousands of kg, and to start accumulating 60% highly enriched uranium, 400kg of which is still in Iran. All the MOU says about that is that the US and Iran "have agreed to resolve" its disposition and that this will be done "on-site" (not in the US as Trump promised) and does not say to what level.

4. "The Obama deal gave them over a billion dollars of American money." Once again simply false. The JCPOA unfroze some of Iran's own assets and suspended oil sanctions in exchange for comprehensive and nuclear commitments, and did so only after the IAEA had verified their implementation. The Trump MOU gives Iran "immediate" waivers for exports not just of oil but of derivatives and associated services, commits to making frozen assets available without restrictions, and pledges to develop a $300 bn fund for reconstruction and development in Iran. It also undertakes, in any final nuclear deal, to terminate "all types of sanctions" against Iran, which include sanctions for human rights abuses, ballistic missile production, and sponsorship of terrorism.

It's one thing to try to sell an agreement that even your own supporters consider astonishingly weak. It's quite another to try to mislead the American people with blatant distortion of the facts.

[Kiko Suarez @imkikosuarez]

These people are so poor in their analysis

The person in Portugal to do the “Messi role” is Bruno

This is the equivalent of you saying “Lautaro should drop and pick up the ball”

Exactly why I say most of you dont understand roles or tactics, and only regurgitate the same thing someone else said

[Ruben Ayala @littleruby18]

Do not lob Trout into this, in 15 yrs in the league he has never said a damning word about anyone and has never used his beliefs in an attempt to disgrace others, simply being religious isn’t a problem it only is a problem if you choose to weaponize it to validate hate

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

We spent decades trying to rid ourselves of Massachusetts archaic ‘blue laws’ and the Scots just came in and laughed and chanted them away in a weekend. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Chris 😎 @_chrismane_]

As much as some people won’t agree, I believe Ronaldo enjoyed playing with players like Nani, Quaresma, and others more than he does with this current set of players. It’s not necessarily because they were better, but because they understood how quickly football should be played.

Bruno, Vitinha, and João Neves are arguably among the best players in their positions on paper, yet they failed to create anything meaningful in 90 minutes. Somehow, Ronaldo ends up being blamed, just moving the ball around and Romancing it.

If it were Haaland, the narrative would be that he lacked service. But when it’s Ronaldo, he’s suddenly the problem. Meanwhile, the guy was making the runs, but the ball simply wasn’t getting to him.

[Ben Smith (Loves Jack Senior) @bendrfcsmith97]

Bloke is a ridiculous player but also a dirty little fucker, btw

Don't buy this little magician cutesy tag, he's a twat and he's always had a dirty edge (as most South Americans do)

This is a red for anybody else