Don’s Counting Tips

I’ve done more for counting than any president since Honest Abe.

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At the recommendation of Dr. Faucci, all counting facilities must be closed for COVID sterilization by federal janitors.

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Counted 100k Wisconsin Trump votes on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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General Barr is a highly respected counter and will be taking over from here. BIG WIN!!

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I will release the count when the IRS audit is complete but it’s bigger than you could possibly imagine.

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Have we tried this in Roman Numerals yet?

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Since when is every random Secretary of State suddenly Issac Newton with all this counting?

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These illegal counts, They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good counts.

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Counting is the only course I passed at Wharton.

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Just found out our counting is based on the Hindu-Arabic number system and I demand an immediate ban until we know what the hell is going on.

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Don’t worry, Amy Comey Barret can’t even count to five.

https://t.co/hGgtuHw1hR

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As an observant Jew, I demand we stop counting Friday and Saturday.

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Counted 100k Wisconsin Trump votes on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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You haven’t mastered counting until you can count forward and backwards.

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Counting is the only course I passed at Wharton.

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Was already sick of counting COVID deaths. This is too much counting.

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@BBN_AddicT Maybe the NRA is becoming a parody of itself…

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@Briganto @NotThatDoc Good point, especially since those are the only two options.

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#NRAConventionPanels: "The DO's and DON'Ts of Treating Gunshot Wounds."

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#NRAConventionPanels: "Arming America's Toddlers."

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@Molly_Eyres Tricycle by shootings.