Inmate#45_Drumpf, Donald

It's the year 2023. Life as I know it has been destroyed. I was the president of the United States. Now I am in Prison. SAD!! #PrisonLog #MakeAlcatrazGreatAgain

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@defendvoting Why not try lobbying for Election Day to be a National Holiday? Same rules as Thanksgiving and Christmas for those that have to work, but voter turnout would definitely be better.

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@tedcruz How do you stand without a backbone?

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First Time Hearing Radiohead - Creep Reaction https://t.co/u44z941YVV via @YouTube

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@SarahPalinUSA You'll get vaxxed "over your dead body". Whatever. You know what will be over your dead body? The mortician's jizz. #VaccinesWork

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@CNN Michael Myers was on that plane...

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@AngelBlindW1 @LisaRules How was his day today? Did you send anything?

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@AngelBlindW1 @LisaRules That is not true.

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@AngelBlindW1 @LisaRules @AngelBlindW1 what is his username?

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@LisaRules @AngelBlindW1 What is his username?

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@DaisyLina321 @ClayRantsOn Definitely not my mushroom penis. #MakeAlcatrazGreatAgain

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@ClayRantsOn That episode would be over before the first commercial break.

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@GOPChairwoman You're still employed?

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@JMeanypants Or, at the very least, anally pounded in a federal prison. Lotta cushin' for the pushin'.

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@serena_patriot Nothing. The country is fine. It's the people that FUBAR'd it.

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@LisaRules Eh, depends on the money and the life. Mitch for 1 billion?

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@davidmweissman @elbandito2016 If the CDC would just follow MY recommendation about labeling the vaccine as a "penis enlarger/baldness cure", this whole thing would be over.

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@StephenAtHome In 2022, it's possible they'll finally get rid of this Phil A. Buster character and get back to governance.

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@JonLemire @UROCKlive1 Great! I put gas in my car to keep it running, but the car is still a piece of shit.

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@Juggernaut125 @metalhead198 Probably the first one featuring an accordion. 😃

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@ifudontlike2bad Even his goat horns grow weird.