McTabbersen jr.

EDM DJ, and Producer. All about #edmfamily love. NEW MASH-UPS #EDM #DJ

[McTabbersen jr. @DJTYMACK]

And On The Third Day: http://t.co/kSkqKQQh2Y via @YouTube What people think when i tell them i'm from Iowa

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If trees could talk they'd probably just be screaming

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If I a had a dollar for every time I felt like the man I'd have about $4.50.... and I'd be on my way to get a mcchicken

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Idk who needs to hear this but.. ahem.. nobody cut the crust off your sandwiches because they loved you as a kid... they did it because you got enabled to early and not making your gremlin ass cry became a popular option across the board

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I ate baked eggo crusted with honey and brown sugar smoothed in miracle whip while drunk.... didnt hate it

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So if the Americas were named after an Italian explorer... and also denoted to mean the "new" world... how do we get off making Native Americans the PC of Indians and feel good about empathetically tagging them with a conquistador type title... just a thought

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I bet you a barcode tattoo on my forehead that this covid lockdown shit ain't over yet

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Men are attracted to physical attributes, attitude, and intelligence.... women are attracted to be ignored

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If god is a woman... then why does it look like the world hasn't been cleaned in a minute... she may be saving up for when she tells us she fucked the apocalypse next door

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Just figured out that Twitter is for shit posting your drunk thoughts.... damn... my fb account is in trouble

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After over a decade on pornhub, five years on tinder, 1 year mia from my last aa meeting, and a hidden handle of vodka at my friend's house later I can officially say... that I didn't make it

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Comedians in cars getting coffe is @JerrySeinfeld attempt at "hopelessly, draining, other, celebrities, for content".... TM

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People that get boners off watching drone strikes on terrorist are the same people who think that owning an assault rifle will aid them in the assumed defense of a militarized government take over

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Sometimes I rejoice when aggressive drivers get in accidents.... but then I remember all the one night stands that I never talked to again, and remember that god works in mysterious ways .... hay man

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A feminist walks into a pub and argues with a regular about the rule of thumb.. she gets kicked out, and when she leaves the regular says well you had it good but now you're barred

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@FirstTake if JJ runs his puppet coach then why would it matter if @tonyromo had any coaching experience?

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Life is a big series of one hit wonders that nobody will remember

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Th greatest drinking show is #bojackhorseman by a long shot

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If @RayRice27 really wanted to draw attention to "his story" he should denounce his legitimacy in the @nfl because of his actions

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@RayRice27 says he understands the higher expectations of @NFL players but then admitted to doing an unforgivable act bit still want to play

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@EvaShaw is killing it soooo under rated its silly, get it girl!!! @ChicagoEDMFam