Michael Turow

DJ, MC, another aspiring Jewish comedian with digestive problems, 50% poop jokes, 50% hypeness

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

I’m the only pro-choice, pro-worker, and pro-democracy candidate running to be Florida’s governor.

If you can get with that platform, retweet this until we reach 250K followers so we can flip this seat from 🔴 to 🔵 and defeat Ron DeSantis.

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

@theworldofyas You have a wonderful husband!

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

Adhd meds making you nauseous is about as useful as erectile dysfunction meds making you nauseous

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

The irony of taking my anxiety medicine with cold brew after taking ADD meds isn’t lost on me

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

🚨 ELECTION UPDATE: Polls show I’m statistically tied with Ron DeSantis.

DeSantis’s defeat IS possible, but only if we build the power to do it together. Can you RT this to help me reach 225K followers and help us win this November?

[Women's March @womensmarch]

Don't approve of abortion? Don't get one! It's that simple.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically reasonable people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of democracy-hating book-banning forced-birth fascist grievance-baby shitweasels

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Planned Parenthood isn't killing children. You're thinking of the NRA.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

I feel so seen.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The human brain is hardwired for laziness

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

Preach Captain!

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Chris Evans says homophobic #Lightyear critics are 'idiots' who will 'die off like dinosaurs'

(via @Reuters)

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

I hate this man so much.

[CNN @CNN]

“There’s not going to be any state programs that are going to be trying to, you know, get Covid jabs to infants and toddlers and newborns,” DeSantis, a Republican, said at a news conference in South Florida. https://t.co/aGQPcqf6vD

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

EVERYONE IN FL PLEASE VOTE GOR HER!!

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

We're going to defeat Ron DeSantis and elect Florida's first woman governor.

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

BUT AT WHAT COST

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

@theworldofyas And I love youuuu 🤗

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

@theworldofyas You gonna be gorgeous. No doubt

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

@theworldofyas Leggo

[Michael Turow @DJTurow]

@theworldofyas Holy ducking shit. This women has never smoked weed in her life and it shows.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

The fact that the police are afraid of being outgunned by an AR-15 is all the evidence I need as to why they should be banned. Agree/disagree?

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Just to be clear fuck you @tedcruz you fucking baby killer.