KissMyBigFatAss

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Creative
Actor
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Extremely toxic person

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Forrest Gump sequel where we find out that it was Gump who asked Charlie Kirk about mass shootings

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Cash App me 5k then

[🍞Panko🇲🇷 @maghrebmoid]

looking at job lisitings really makes you realize that yeah you kinda just wanna die instead

[‏ً @itsnwts]

It really just bums me out that we have the resources to fix our society, stop our reliance on fossil fuels, guarantee healthcare, house the homeless, and feed every person in the country, but doing so would be a bad time for like, 8 men, so we can’t do it.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s craży how debt is totally forgivable when it's tied to a failed business or a hedge fund. But the moment it's for school or a hospital bill suddenly it says something about your character.

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

“Storm chasing isn’t a career” Cool, I make your bi-weekly paycheck in a year, so who’s laughing now.

[Hayes Ball @ballhazin]

Blue collar dudes wouldn’t last a day in a cold office with busy schedule full of teams meetings and someone just reheated their
leftovers and it reeks

[vibrations @v1b3z06]

Ironman’s kinda wild cuz imagine you turn on the news and the CEO of Lockheed Martin just destroyed ISIS in 2 days

[Àyànfè @Danny456080]

Capitalism has the strangest survivorship bias. It celebrates the handful who made it as proof the system works, while the billions who didn’t are treated as personal failures, not evidence of design

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

this is gonna sound so messed up but most of yall be struggling cause you tryna do sht the legit way 😂😂 get that car/apt with a CPN, lie on your resume, buy a fake diploma, give the leasing office fake check stubs, tell the fs ppl you homeless, add a few extra items at self checkout, steal your furniture from rent a center, fck that old man for your rent money. it's not that hard shid gotta finesse the system 😭😭😭

[⸮ @QUEST_FOR_POWER]

videos like these make me so sure that i would be laughing my ass off at charlie chaplin if i lived in the early 20th century

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

honest to god you probably prevented a suicide

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Tallie Lintra Simp Account™ @PlasmaPistolCEO]

Either bro has accepted the death penalty as his fate or his lawyer is 200% sure that he's getting off

[Maryam @hell_line0]

TX woman gets an abortion. So Texas cops used 83,000 cameras to track her down.

83 THOUSAND.

And I can't find an article that shows where cops used even 100 cameras to find a rapist.
If you can? Let me know.

Un fucking real.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that cracks me up always, cause if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Yea we suck at this sport
Yea we elect pedophiles
Yea we have a fentanyl crisis
Yea we can’t afford homes

😎

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.