Monster Trucks

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@NicholasFlorko read your article about the healthcare CEO, had to see what your face looked like. You look exactly like the type of dork that would write a piece of trash like that. Your face would look so good with a fist sitting deeply in it.

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@IOTEChris @CovertShores Walker of dogs, connoisseur of chocolate and also explosives analyst? How do you know? What’s your level of familiarity with these weapons? You must have tested them right? I mean you’re not just talking out your ass right?

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@EFumiste @CovertShores So you didn’t read the thread then did you? Because he explains why it’s significant. 🇺🇦

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Hard to listen to classical music and not feel like a psychopath.

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@thekitz95 And you are the nobody of nothing.

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@AutisticCallum_ @lizzo No one cares mate. It’s Lizzo not Hitler.

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@elonmusk And you are still unhappier than me.

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Humanity is a pyramid scheme.

[Simon Harley @simonharley]

A spar torpedo being detonated circa 1900. Attacking a ship in this manner would have been … brave. #history

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@_brandonhuntley What’s worse is that the pay is “up to” not “starting at”.

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@IwriteOK Bless the freedom fighters for their kill is just

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Hey @CocaCola can we go back to exclusively glass bottles? You are the worlds largest plastic polluter.

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@elonmusk @wholemars Ur a loser.

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@Marcmendoza89 hey bro I hope your addiction is going well!

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I love that @elonmusk is a sad deeply unhappy person.

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@DanielTurnerPTF This is profoundly idiotic Daniel. Why are you so so dumb?

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@AmandaLarreni I think you are an idiot Amanda

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@VernonForGA Hahaha. You suck dude.

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@VernonForGA I’m gonna need to see some sources for this claim.

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@VernonForGA Are you high sir?