🥀🌻🐳Akihiko🐳🌻🥀

Storyteller // Creative & Expressive Soul,/ Learning music theory and Japanese/ 🥀🌟// 🇯🇵🇺🇸// 🎧 // 🤓 /// 🏳️‍🌈🦄🥰 /// He/Him

[reid @thereidfeed]

“Well Tom, Adele and Pokemon both drop at midnight and let me tell ya the gays are going WILD”

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

I’m convinced she was never cast she just showed up on set one day doing the accent and they were like sure

[Ashley Woodfolk @AshWrites]

GOOD EVENING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT the woman at my co-op who complained to the board about me and my toddler using sidewalk chalk in the courtyard.

So I wrote her a little letter.
In sidewalk chalk. In the courtyard.

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

I love that the name orangutan means "human of the forest" or “forest person” in the Malay language. They were just like “oh yeah that’s the forest guy” and it’s an orangutan

[Vic 🦎 🇵🇸 @hausofvee]

this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so fucking funny to me

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Today, I went into a store where all the machines were unmanned (self-checkout), and I felt a bit of a "sense of human extinction" as there was no one in the brightly lit store.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Tony, this is the last album we will have created together, but the celebration of jazz, and us as musical companions, will live on with me forever. We offer the public “Love For Sale” for free love, to make them smile, because that’s what we’re here for. ❤️ Love, LG

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You can just buy an ice cream cake whenever you want. They don’t even check if it’s your birthday or anything they just take your money

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Retweet for a free natural 20.

[Michael Kukielka @DetroitBORG]

iOS 15 and iPadOS 15 go public on the 20th.

[Nick Hutson @NickHutsonMusic]

So can we appreciate how clever the 30th logo is

[Michael Kukielka @DetroitBORG]

Aluminim, Stainless, and Titanium. #AppleEvent

[Michael Kukielka @DetroitBORG]

Behold, iPhone 13 Pro #AppleEvent

[Danny Winget @superscientific]

What about that blue?? 🤯 #appleevent

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

what in the heterosexual hell

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

So Texas is using "my body, my choice" to get rid of vaccine and mask mandates, but "your body, my choice" when it comes to abortion. Got it.