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@LILxAMBIENx DJ | 2022 DONT SLEEP HOE | booking: [email protected]

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I ain’t gay I’m jus a lergic to pussy

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Gn

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I be leavin the empty pizza box in the bed like shorty you can stay the night

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I miss... her piss 😪

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I know I ain’t been on here in a minute but we jus been workin on this mf cristmas album all year. you know puttin that work in. But It breaks my heart to tell y’all that my ex bitch and her mans robbed me and smashed my hard drive with the album on it which was 98% complete

[Lil Ambien @LILxAMBIENx]

¿Quieres?

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@DuckFanAccount *Amputation

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My son woullda been 5 years old today. Thank the lord for @PPFA 🙏🏻

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@TomiLahren @foxandfriends I want your piss to invade my mouffff 😫

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Tax relief < Hand relief

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@trevordeke @davesdispatch @NYGovCuomo @NYCMayor Dave how you gon’ let some Honky named Trevor from Cali blow up yo shit wit all this bullshit my nigga 🤣

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@butterman274_2 @MadisonJones8

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*wake up
*drive to work (secret lair)
*google Ivanka Trump deepfakes
*drive home
“All in a days work”

[Lil Ambien @LILxAMBIENx]

*leans in/whispers
You ever been fingered in an Acura?

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Mfs be named Humphrey dawg

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Went out wit a burn victim last night.
She gave some fye handy ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

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“Handz Up”

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Finna drop a mixtape

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Watch out bih I’m drippinnn

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Ayy @TomiLahren I’m still thirsty and waitin for you to send me some piss ⏳