Akul Bhardwaj

Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of men, for which I'm thankful.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

Well, this one didn't turn out so bad. Peng, I'd say.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

In the last 5-6 days, my:
1) Google
2) Twitter
3) Apple
4) Ubisoft
5) Adobe

accounts have been hacked. All of them had 2FA and security passkeys. Yet they were hacked. Online security is a fucking joke.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@rasgullii Aslam butter chicken hai na ye?

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@Musafirr_hu_yar @shutupnaina Bodied the bitch 😭

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@ColonelStarkX Bhai, logo ke paas paisa aa jata hai, saleeka nahi aata.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@sayerhsjar Holyshit alvarez

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@bramh0sWali It's a nasha on it's own

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

Aaye din phone ka recharge bc mehnga hi hota rehta hai?

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fauno @FabrizioFauno]

Hasta la IA pone en el banco a Cristiano Ronaldo

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

This mediocre mindset of this club omg

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Barcelona do NOT want to sell Ronald Araújo. The club rely on him and think he's an important player for the dressing room. [@sport] #fcblive

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

When India does that, people cry

[PaseClave @paseclave__]

🚨✈️ Atención: BAUTIZARON el avión de la Selección de Brasil que parte rumbo a Estados Unidos para disputar el Mundial 2026

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

On top of it, Toing doesn't even match offline prices for most restaurants.

[Pratham khanna @Portfolio_Bull]

Swiggy launched “Toing” claiming:
“Cheapest food delivery platform.”

So YouTuber named Aayush Sapra tested it.

Same food.
Same location.
3 different apps.

Results:

1) Lapino’z Pizza :

Zomato → ₹221
Swiggy → ₹243
Toing → ₹297

2) California Burrito Bowl :

Zomato → ₹223
Swiggy → ₹224
Toing → ₹261

3) Subway Burger :

Zomato → ₹147
Swiggy → ₹148
Toing → ₹133

But here’s the twist:

The Subway item had NO offer running on Zomato or Swiggy.

Meaning:

If discounts/offers are active → Zomato & Swiggy are cheaper.

If no offers exist → Toing becomes cheaper.

Then why market yourself as:
“Cheapest among all platforms”?

You can’t beat your own app most of the time 💀

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

Ab tu ghode ka moot peeta hai toh isme hum kya kare?

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

Beer and alcohol taste terrible; Indians only pretend to like them since Westerners drink them without knowing their cold weather conditions.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

It's so true. They're sexually attracted to him and don't care much about his footballing ability.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

41 year old Cristiano Ronaldo. 🤯

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@NikasDiaries They're creating new tv channels by the name of unite sports or something. Zee5 for online streaming.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@WorldCupMedia Ronaldo

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

Just because you haven't seen good parks, it doesn't mean they don't exist. Fucking go to Lodhi Garden, Sunder Nursery in your own city but nah... "bRo wEsT iS pEaK"

[naina @shutupnaina]

no indian city has a park like this💔

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@Cristiano @selecaoportugal Just a 7 game tournament begins!

There, corrected it for you.

[Akul Bhardwaj @DJ_Novio]

@TanviChauhan09 Happy Birthday! Have a great year ahead 🥂

[Colonel Stark 🐺 @ColonelStarkX]

Julian Alvarez scoring in final for Barca in this stadium will be poetic justice.