DJ Club Promoter

I'm the promoter, I send money late, print flyers wrong and generally just drive you nuts! my girlfriend is hot though. Send yours to [email protected]

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

@MonaSabeti8 <33

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when security refuses to let you enter the club (even though your playing there) i'll stand there like an idiot and shrug my shoulders

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You offered to take the train, i assured you i would pick you up. After 40 min waiting i text you to take the train. #Late

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

can I have a beer please?
vodka?
no, beer please.
only vodka.
water.

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

please enjoy a meal on us. by the way, you can only order from the bar menu. real food is not available on our budget.

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

I'll have my new resident play 5 Alesso remixes right before you play, mixed badly. #onerepublic

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I'll ask for your hotel room key after an early airport drop off so I can pig out in your room #sick

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

I booked you based on a cd i heard in 2009, then I complained to your agent that you didn't play the same music in 2012 as the 2009 cd.

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

I insist you wait in the long hotel check out line just to return a key card even though you've used express check out countless times

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

Our resident is going to play his poorly produced music video (featuring a track that doesn't fit this hour) immediately before your set.

[DJ Tweets @everydj]

Retweets club posting flyer for upcoming gig adding “looking forward to it”

[DJ Tweets @everydj]

Tweet about jet lag

[DJ Tweets @everydj]

Shows appreciation for the previous nights gig with a crowd shot and a "Can't wait to come back!" message #DJTweets

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@mickeylyle ha ha cruel.

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@DJRichyYoung yes, yes I am. Thank you for stating the obvious.

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

“@DJ_Promoter please promote me and give me follower”

This is a parody account.

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I've booked an opener for you that's a huge fan of yours and emulates your sets exactly. He'll be playing most of the records you play.

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

Since I don't have the cash flow to send you an advance or flight money, can i complicate things by buying your flight on my credit card?

[DJ Club Promoter @DJ_Promoter]

RT @therealsebleger Im the promoter & also one of the DJ of the night, I'll play one hour set between the 2 special guests to promote myself