Richard Riemann

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

Has overdosed on bananas

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

@DaveRoseKnows that'll be the deposit for big fist the gay dwarf for Lloyds stag do, or maybe it's just for the ton of lube

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

@lloydeo1978 "nuts it's Monday" is how I feel Howard. Have u chosen a curry house?

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@kevinpaulabbott today is dragging like grand ma's knockers!

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Today is going like a bad case of the clap, painfully slowlya

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@DaveRoseKnows ok will start putting the roller 'coaster' wheels on action over the next week

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Pizza, boobs and movies... Not my ideal night on but the name of a deep house track, not bad either

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@kevinpaulabbott im eating so the kids will have a trampoline to play on come the wedding.

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Feeling a little stuffed after the italian BMT with jalapeños, cheese, salad, &sweet onion sauce. Think I heard a button go pop!

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

@kevinpaulabbott least I wasn't conducting a full on business meeting in the cubicle like someone was, sure I heard some background fapping

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Contemplating Thorpe park for my birthday... Bit of roller coaster action!!

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Bog tweet!

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Off to Montcalm Hotel in the Strand to get down with some hot & steamy Luxurious Spa action with VIe. Going for a drink Covent Garden later

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Result one of the few Southern services operating from London bridge to east Croydon on time and not full. Seats a plenty too! Eat that snow

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RT @London_Places Supper Club great venue for a party weird and wonderful cabaret from the pig man http://pl... http://schmap.it/sSioPK?a (

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@DaveRoseKnows a regular wee or a sex wee?

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feels like an accoutant today reconiling quarter end figures.Its distubingly relaxing like a giant suduko puzzle but with millions of pounds

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

@DaveRoseKnows worked out 10 quid cheaper..might save that in interest;)

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

Having seen a sneak preview of the vodafone tariffs looks like i will join the darkside and get an iphone 4.

[Richard Riemann @DJ_RickR]

To gym or not to gym for lunch...sore throat says no but ate lots of lard last few day so maybe yes