Ralf Hexham

British Intelligence Asset

[Friendly Sperg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NobodySperg]

Petition to rename "Black-British" to "Afro-Tarmac" on the next census

[JoJoGizmo @Lostboyjojo]

Hurry, get your Hantavirus NHS Pot Banging kit now, while stocks last!

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

Wrong. The roman legionnaries wiped them out easily.

[Birch Brother 🪓 @BjorkBrodern]

Men will watch this and understand why Caius Suetonius Paullinus men were overcome by fear as the Druids of Anglesey mixed shrieking women into their battle ranks.

[Proudofus.uk @ProudofusUK]

🇬🇧 Most British schoolchildren are taught about Magna Carta.

They are taught it was sealed in twelve fifteen at Runnymede.

They are taught it is the foundation of English liberty.

They are taught it is one of the most important documents in human history.

They are not taught what came next.

They are not taught about the eighty years between twelve fifteen and twelve ninety-five when ordinary Englishmen forced three successive kings to write down, for the first time in any kingdom in medieval Europe, what English law was, what English liberty was, and how an English king must govern.

They are not taught about the Charter of the Forest, which restored the right to graze, gather firewood, and live on common land, and which remained in force for seven hundred and fifty-four years.

They are not taught about the Provisions of Oxford in twelve fifty-eight, often called England's first written constitution, which placed the king under a council of fifteen and required Parliament to meet three times a year.

They are not taught about the Provisions of Westminster in twelve fifty-nine, which subjected the barons themselves to the same law they had forced upon the king.

They are not taught about Simon de Montfort, an earl born in France who died for England, who summoned the first Parliament in English history to include ordinary commoners alongside the great lords.

They are not taught about the Statute of Marlborough in twelve sixty-seven, which is the oldest piece of statute law in the United Kingdom still in force today. ⚖️

Seven hundred and fifty-nine years old.

If you've ever taken a debt to court in England, you've used it. 🏠 If you've ever rented a home, you've been protected by it. 👑 If a creditor can't lawfully drag your possessions into the street to settle what you owe, that's because of a law signed seven hundred and fifty-nine years ago.

They are not taught about the Model Parliament of twelve ninety-five, summoned by Edward the First, which became the shape of every English Parliament since.

Eighty years. Three successive kings. The first written constitution in any kingdom in medieval Europe.
It was not given to them. It was not handed down from God or king or Pope.

✍️ It was written. By Englishmen. For England.

🇬🇧 The British write their own history. They always have.

This one needed more than a thread. The full story is in our video, watch it below 👇

Help us remember who we are. Help us remember every British achievement. 👇🙏

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Be part of us. ☝️🇬🇧

Be Proud Of Us. 🙏🇬🇧

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Yes, drill our resources in the North Sea.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@TheHughAnthony Stop & shoot.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

Cherie Blair is who is being protected the most.

[Neil Hughes @BlobWarriorUK]

Insiders reveal that Axel Radukabana attended a religious meeting every Friday (The day of prayer for Muslims) and the head of Merseyside police wanted to declare a terrorist incident but was overruled by Yvette Cooper. Allegations of mass file deletions by the police leave a very bad smell about this whole case. The biggest mystery is this. Why are our own government desperate to protect his family and continue the cover up. Was his father connected to the genocide in Rwanda? Did Keir Starmer play a part in the family being here? I doubt we'll ever know.

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

If you say what’s really going on in this clip, you’ll be charged with a hate crime and sent to prison.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin @GanzeGeschichte Yep.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@LairdSummerisle Faroe Isles for the undersea roundabout.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin @GanzeGeschichte Yes but a child could trip over the boots you've casually discarded, hit their head on a passing fuel tanker which crashes into an orphanage & the resulting fireball could knock a jumbo jet out which in turn crashes into a nuclear power station.

Rules are there for a reason.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@darrenbillett2 Hi, had a look at that link, would need a bit more info before I could confirm RL is z-controlled.

I do know he has substantial investments in 'green' technology, which is usually the sign of a wrong un.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin @GanzeGeschichte When I've worked as a gateman on sites it's been my job to enforce the hiviz shite. I'm like the twat at nightclubs who kb's punters because he doesn't like their 'look'.

It can be hilarious(?) at times.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin @GanzeGeschichte An old brickie I know round here, retired now, sports a straw boater & a pipe at work. He does a lot of heritage work too. He's a right finiccky fucker about how he has his mix done for him though.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin @GanzeGeschichte Cool af.
*inserts joke about masons & aprons...

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

Ngubo Yashidi

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Get your American person name by combining two England players' surnames - e.g. Lampard Rooney, Keagan Pickford, Hurst Waddle.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin A cube of black pudding with cheese & pineapple on a cocktail stick. Proper haute cuisine lad.

[Ralf Hexham @DJ_Saighton]

@brick_turpin Haha. That's how they have it in Geordieland, raw.

I've tried to get it served round here in pubs but they won't do it even though I go through the process of how it's boiled. Probs think I'm trying to scam a food poisoning claim out of them.