Sheldon Simms

Call me Shell

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

I have never seen a green car in real life ever

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

My heart, brain, and soul say pick Claude and the golden deers.
But my dick say pick Edelgard

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

That feel when you leave a smudge water in a bottle over a cold winter night and it gets even colder and you did it just for this moment of drinking it

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

I guess I'm a real DJ now lol oops.

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[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

Oops. I was dangerously close to telling the people around me how much of a mess I am and how I don’t know what I’m doing. Phew! 😅

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

Did you know? Tristam’s “I Remember” is actually a story of a young boy in the 70s being sent to gay conversion camp

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

The one day I don’t speed like 80 on my main road I see a cop in the 7-11 parking lot

Shit is connected I swear it

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

I have never seen a green car ever

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

Vanity plates are so stupid. What does “JVSISME” even mean and why did you feel the need to go public with that?

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

Everyone faces death at some point every day, but where do you do it?

[Sheldon Simms @DJ_ShellS]

One day I will play a game of guess who and ask the best questions like “do they look like theyve watched porn in the last 24 hours” or “do they look like theyve considered ditching their savings and getting a mullet and motorcycle as part of a midlife crisis”. Work in progress.