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pfp by @thirdchildart |
system: 🌺🥞🦟🌌💛🌟| 🌺 host sign off|
tma/ofmd/tsp/metal family/the mechanisms |
taken by my lovely jj ❤️❤️

[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

i believe i should introduce us!

hello, we are a system. our body age is 21, we are currently comprised of three members!

me (michael) - 🦟
co-host (sammy) - 🥞
host (valentino) - 🌺

there may be more... we don't know! i'm very new here, but i'm happy to meet you all!

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[F : Will ; COMMS ALWAYS OPEN @IR0NGATES_]

FUCK YOU DICK-LIAS BOU-SHART
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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@RuinedCosmos hey! i put the cake in the fridge. however, i did put it in the tupperware with my bare hands like the rat i am. i mean, we do have a rat problem in my kitchen. rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. rats mak

[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

real conversations i have with my mom

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

i am intentionally taking as long as possible to delay the shitshow that's going to end up being letting everyone front at once to play video games. jonny and aster are vehemently opposing this, they all want to play these motherfucking games so bad...

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos apparently this is the only way to get everyone to agree on something. glam and jonny have MAJOR beef and yet they're still both banging on a table and chanting with everyone to let us have a game night. i have agreed (reluctantly) to do it after dinner. will keep updated

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos yes! i am having a very mildly inconvenient time. now for some reason everyone in the headspace is chanting to let them come to the front with me and we have a video game night "as a family" (glam said this, michael agreed)

i'm scared to see how this is gonna go!

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos THAT'S SO REAL i literally curled up in disgust. like a dead roach

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos you are a stronger man than me.i would break down

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

my tummy hurts and i miss my bf but im being VERY brave about it

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos why why why are you putting these on my timeline i can just FEEL the vertigo

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos this made my skin crawl! i hate the vast so much

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

(glam placing his hands on my shoulders in the headspace, making very deep eye contact): Don't be a whore! Don't give in to the temptation, I believe in you!

(me, breathing shakily with the most intense Horny Grip™ on the arm of a chair): i'm TRYING

[rowan’s epic backup account @Ghostly046_]

follow me i draw gerry keay /j

[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos try and describe because i am very curious about how these taste

[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos lovely legs my friend! also why pickle

[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos @RuinedCosmos my bad cecil :(

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

i think getting high and staring at my bf's pussy has fundamentally changed me as a person

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@RuinedCosmos @captorvatingcos what? it's the truth. you have a very nice pussy. my favorite sight, stoned or not.

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[val @DJ__HyperFr3sh]

@captorvatingcos bro i love doing that sm. it wasn't even sexual, my bf is just so attractive it was like i was in a trance. i love seeing him, i love being allowed to admire him... it was even better high. literally never experienced anything better

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