Dylan Jackson

security guard at Caesars Windsor

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

God I love bulking season

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

Hahah lockdown bulk go burrr

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@devynjdunmore @v_stephenson @Taylor_Pearce96 Unlucky

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@devynjdunmore @Taylor_Pearce96 That’s me hunny

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@devynjdunmore @Taylor_Pearce96 Nothing you still got that big ass forehead it’s like we never left McDonald’s

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@Taylor_Pearce96 @devynjdunmore And I fucked it up

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@Taylor_Pearce96 @devynjdunmore Shittttt baby all you had to to is ask

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@DevGarganta @abbigailrxse

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

Man if you constantly do yoga or any calisthenics workouts mad props to you, that shit killed me.

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

Not to mention the day my package was supposed to show up a Canada post truck rolled up to my house a guy got out checked the back then drove off that seems suspicious when it’s a $677 package.

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

Thanks @canadapostcorp support team for being absolutely no help and trying to figure out why a package that left Toronto on the 10th hasn’t arrived in Windsor yet.... It’s one road that takes 4 hours not 4 days...

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@DevGarganta Hello?

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Not to mention I was in checkout at 11:02 filling out my information for purchase. It’s nice to be punished for being early but you know what can you do

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

Hey thanks @BestBuy for putting me an a checkout queue WHILE I was on the last steps of buying a Xbox Series X. Now they are sold out to fuck yourselves

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

So instead of calling an exterminator or animal control my solution for the skunk in our back yard was to buy a 10,000 lumen flashlight to send that fucker to Asgard

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

Just a friendly reminder to all my meathead friends that are going back to the gym now , idc who you are 5 months off is along time take it easy. Sincerely someone who just about passed out doing their old leg day routine

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

VR is honestly blowing my mind it’s so much fun

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

@maneatergame @TripwireInt Thank you for the most fun I’ve had in a long time looking forward to any and all future projects

[Dylan Jackson @DJackson_96]

I’m looking to upgrade my pc anyone know any good Canadian pc builder sites or anything like that?