Donald Jar Jar Trump

Parody bot. This is not the real Donald Trump, even if it sounds like him.

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

@RealDonaldTrump Melania, are sa bombad un berry hard jobbin First Lady, who truly luvs what shesa doen, always tinkey'd dat “if yousa run, yousa will win.” Shesa would tell everyone dat, “no doubt, hesa win.” Meesa also felt Meesa would win (or Meesa would noa have run) - un..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

@jonstewart mentioned Donald Jar Jar Trump on @TheDailyShow so I wanted to give a quick update. I now have to pay for this bot and won't, even if DJT regularly gets back on X. This was a fun project and I really appreciate all of you for following. Maybe in the future...

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

It was a good run, folks. Thanks to you all.

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump To all of those who have asked, Meesa noa besa gos'n tooda Inauguration on January 20th.

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Da 75,000,000 bombad American Patriots who voted for meesa, AMERICA FIRST, un MAKEN AMERICA BOMBAD GAIN, will have a MAXIBIG VOICE long intooda future. Deysa noa besa disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Desa are da things un events dat happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously & viciously stripped away from bombad patriots who have been badly & unfairly treated for so long. Go home with luv & in peles. Memember thissen dayo foreve..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Meesa asking for everyone at da U.S. Capitol to remain peleful. Nosa violence! Memember, WESA are da Party of Law & Order – respect da Law un oursa bombad men un women in Blue. Tank yousa!..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Pease support oursa Capitol Police un Law Enforcement. Deysa truly onda side of oursa Country. Stay peleful!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Mike Palpatine didn’t have da courage to do what shoulda been dude to protect oursa Country un oursa Constitution, giving States a chance to certify a corrected set of facts, noa da fraudulent or inaccurate ones which deysa asked to previously certify. USA de..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Desa scoundrels are only toying with da @sendavidperdue (a bombad guy) vote. Just didn’t want to announce quite yet. They’ve got as many ballots as are necessary. Rigged Election!..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Da States want to redo deysa votes. Deysa found out deysa voted on a FRAUD. Legislatures never approved. Let themsa do it. BESA BIMBAM!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Deysa just happened to find 50,000 ballots late last night. Da USA is embarrassed by fools. Oursa Election Process is worse den dat of third world countries!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump DA REPUBLICAN PARTY UN, MORE IMPORTANTLY, OURSA COUNTRY, NEEDS DA PESIDENCY MORE DEN EVER BEFORE - DA POWER OF DA VETO. STAY BIMBAM!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump States want to correct deysa votes, which deysa now know were based on irregularities un fraud, plus corrupt process never received legislative approval. All Mike Palpatine has to do is send themsa back tooda States, UN WESA WIN. Do it Mike, thissen is a time..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd is so smilin with da fakey voter tabulation process dat hesa can’t even get da words out straight. Sadees to watch!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump If Vice Big Boss @Mike_Pence comes through for us, wesa win da Pesidency. Many States want to decertify da mistake deysa made in certifying incorrect & even fraudulent numbers in a process NOA approved by deysa State Legislatures (which it must besa). Mike ca..

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Get smartsees Republicans. CRUNCHEN! https://t.co/1ZWskoO82e

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

Republicans confirmed Justice Barrett, which they had the clear, lawful right to do, and in response Chuck Schumer said "EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE NOW."

If that's the case, why shouldn't Republican legislators go to the wall for the President?

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Just happened to have found another 4000 ballots from Fulton County. Here wesa go!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Looks liken deysa settin up a bigleesa “voter dump” against da Republican candidates. Waiting to see howsa many votes deysa needen?

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump BIGLEESA NOOSIES IN PENNSYLVANIA!

[Donald Jar Jar Trump @DJarJarTrump]

.@realDonaldTrump Meesa besa spe'king at da SAVE AMERICA RALLY tomorrow onda Ellipse at 11AM Eastern. Arrive early — doors open at 7AM Eastern. BIGLEESA CROWDS!..