David Kalus

Life is just that annoying thing between naps. (IC Twitter for a TSW character)

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[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@SulfuricSoul ((I did one of those ages ago. They are kinda fun. David looks sleepy/boozed.))

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

mnh

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

Hehehe. Best birthday present ever. Boom.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh Fiiiine. If only to avoid your fancy booze. It's wasted on me and we both know it.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh But there's like...3 flights of stairs.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh so did you ever get around to realizing I'm at my flat in London?

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh You're tracking my phone aren't you.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh ...you tried to find me at a zoo? Bwhahahaha

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh That depends entirly on where you are. I might be there. I might not be. My guess is I'm not.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

Commence Operation: Go to Ground. I defy you @Pride_Cometh and your fancy parties.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh I hope your suit is flame resistant, sir.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh No suit is worth dragging me out for a party. I don't care if it's thousands of dollars. I will get creative in punishment.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh Last year when you were still mourning that suit that unfortunately was lost as collateral damage.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

Ugh. My birthday is this week. I'm going to go hide on my couch and sleep through it like I have a bad hangover.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh @PapyrusBooks @KateBurnet42 @BachelorTSW @Ebon_Rook Even if it's a trap, holy crap Noel has an admirer. Grandpa will flip.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

Mmm. Ribs. #lunch #yummy

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

I'm a firm believer of April is indeed the cruelest month.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@Pride_Cometh I sometimes wonder if you are a robot, cousin. I imagine you'd use fancy racing oil.

[David Kalus @DK3Idwal]

@hazardzone_tsw I'm just as boring when I'm trying to be productive. A tweet about needing to go see @PapyrusBooks about books is no better.