Donkey Kong Facts

A facts account for the best primate in gaming history! Enjoy some interesting daily facts!

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Donkey Kong is from the popular game called Donkey Kong.

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Donkey Kong isn’t even a donkey what the fuck Nintendo I don’t fucking get it get your shit together.

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Donkey Kong hello.

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Donkey Kong does not exist.

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Donkey Kong eats the children that misbehave.

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Donkey Kong bangs women.

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Donkey Kong has like 4 dollars he needs to get his racks up.

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Dokey Kong.

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Donkey Kong is getting Animal Crossing: New Horizons on the Nintendo Switch tomorrow.

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Donkey Kong wants a double cheese burger hold the lettuce.

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Donkey Kong will turn you into a bowling ball if you steal his bananas consider this a threat.

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Donkey Kong smacks the head of babies when he is upset.

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Donkey Kong is afraid of not eating banana.

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Donkey Kong likes you.

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Donkey Kong has been drafted to fight in Iran.

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Donkey Kong is goated on the sticks.

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Donkey Kong lives at IHOP.