Dan Clarke

Creative, simple and fun professional photography, for families and businesses

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

If you've come here for my wit and wisdom, I have nothing to offer. If you're after pretty pictures, I suggest you head to my Instagram (which is where I'm hanging out more. Fewer shouty fascists there...)
https://t.co/s3SuLKJa3P

[Jamie Smart @jamiesmart]

🔥WIN! Bunny Vs Monkey book eight, The Impossible Pig, is published in about six weeks time. But I have a bundle of advance copies here, so to be in with a chance of not only winning a SIGNED COPY, but getting to read it over a month before anyone else, just RT this tweet!

[Skylarks @SkylarksCharity]

Take a look at our video and hear from our Skylarks members about their future ambitions and find out why our access to work project is so vital...

https://t.co/SeVOgF6PPB

Thanks to @DKClarkePhoto for creating the video for us.
#ChristmasChallenge21

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

It's disgusting that they're running the #LondonMarathon again. They should just respect the result of the 2018 race. Traitors.

[Ruils @Ruils]

The return of Funk the Ruils - a great night of DJs, funky tunes and raising money for Ruils #greatnightout @LBRUT @TeddingFam
https://t.co/lt33d13tdD

[BNI_Hogarth @BNI_Hogarth]

Hi @MarkBuist, Dan of @DKClarkePhoto would like to chat to you about event photography for your clients

[LDN Photography @ldnphotouk]

Grab 50% off our studio gift vouchers. Offer ends midnight Monday 26 November. 🎉🎁🎉

https://t.co/DBCV1h2x3a

#blackfriday #blackfriday2018 #cybermonday #cybermonday2018 #streatham #mystreatham #heartstreatham #sw16 #sw2 #itsaldnting

[Birdie Bikes @BirdieBikes]

Open every Sunday from 10am to 3pm. Offering new bikes, repairs and servicing, cycle hire, part exchange, spares and used bikes. We cater for all your needs.

[HVTA @hamptonvillage]

The poppy parade are out in Hampton!

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

‘We will not stop working to improve in this area’ - I think this attitude might be the root cause of your overwork problems 😂
https://t.co/uuXs8Schnk

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

Not that you needed another reason to choose the amazing @BirdieBikes - here's one anyway!

[Birdie Bikes @BirdieBikes]

FREE Family Portrait with every @frogbikes bike purchase this Oct, Nov and December. @HamptonChurch @KaieteurGuides @hamptonvillage @LoveHamptonHill @DKClarkePhoto @SMHamptonSchool

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

🚲 Read my latest email newsletter here... 🚲 https://t.co/FMYbPxKQqw

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

Great news. We think DKClarke Photography is great, but now we've been independently rated #4star https://t.co/t9IMXBVX5S

[GlitterDemon 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @anoticingsenpa1]

I invented a new word today: plagiarism

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

Read about the wonder of photography commission abroad, and be jealous... https://t.co/RoWoGxaIDn

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

@BNI_Hogarth It's like a Wonka golden ticket. Without the jeopardy. Or the chocolate factory. So nothing like a Wonka golden ticket, but wonderful to receive anyway...

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

@jonslinn @TheHamptonite @HRangers When I'm not actually dealing with my kids, I'd be up for it...

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

@TheCarGuru @BNI_Hogarth Literally nobody is (a) that stupid or (b) willing to spend that amount of uninterrupted time with me

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

Today, for no reason, I have embarked on a foolish attempt to walk from Hampton to Tower Bridge along the river. My rough guess is that it's ~26 miles, so very much a marathon. Except without the training. And walking. And stopping at pubs. So, much much better...

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

At T5 to collect the family, and the worst of all choices for coffee. Worst coffee on the High Street vs massive tax dodgers. "Would sir prefer to be punched in the face or the balls?" ☕

[Dan Clarke @DKClarkePhoto]

@misschillydisco Or just the state of my house. Almost makes me wish I worked in an office so I didn't have to see / tidy up the mess...