Dan Klute

Domer | Father of twins | Amateur - chef/beer-bourbon-rum connoisseur/hockey goalie

[DTW Airport @DTWeetin]

ADVISORY: MDOT recently announced that lane and ramp closures are now in effect at the I-94 and M-39 (Southfield Freeway) interchange, with the closures expected to remain in place until May 2027. For construction details and locations, visit https://t.co/grEXEmzwiH

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Wake Forest star transfer DL Mateen Ibirogba has Committed to Texas Tech, his rep Jon Perzley tells @PeteNakos and I for @on3

The 6’3 296 DL totaled 21 QB hurries, 3 sacks, & 1 FF this season

He’s the No. 1 DL in the On3 Portal Rankings

https://t.co/RlUbB6Fk7q

[DTW Airport @DTWeetin]

How about some puppy love on your next trip?
DTW Dogs Gator and Marlin will be at the McNamara Terminal on Friday from 10 a.m. - 12 p.m.
More info on the DTW Dogs Pet Therapy Program: https://t.co/ToC1KzCPQc

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

Congrats, @iflyCHS! It only took 1 hour and 6 minutes to get our “priority bags”. And thanks for the laughable 2,500 miles, @Delta.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@iflyCHS and @Delta really killing it tonight. It’s been 48 minutes and still no bags from our flight have made it to the baggage claim.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@iflyCHS and @Delta really killing it tonight. It’s been 48 minutes and still no bags from our flight have made it to the baggage claim.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@AmericanAir what’s happening at GRR? AA981 was supposed to leave 7 minutes ago but there hasn’t been a gate agent at the podium and no announcements explaining the delay…

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@UpsieHQ is a scam. I would 100% not recommend buying warranties through them. I submitted a claim over 6 weeks ago and every time I follow up, I’m told someone will get back to me in a day but no one ever follows up.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@Marcus_Freeman1 and @T_Rees11 don’t have a run game in this game. This isn’t working. Put in @tylerbuchner to try to get someone to@run the ball.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@irishmexi @danorlovsky7 is brutal.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@mspairport the men’s restroom @ C10 needs attention. There’s a clog & every time someone flushes, it backs up further. Also, if someone reports a man standing in the middle of the bathroom w his pants mid thigh & holding his gross, dripping suitcase overhead, please disregard.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@irishmexi A little different reaction than BK’s in the bayou.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@irishmexi So many feels

[NDirishWonder @NDirishWonder]

Kelly’s entire ND staff to his face RN

[Notre Dame, Our Blogger @NDourBlogger]

not saying, i’m just saying

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@HiKneee Also, having the best chair in the world doesn’t mean anything if it isn’t adjusted correctly for your body.

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@HiKneee I can still get you a hell of a deal on a Steelcase chair…

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

I don’t know who most of the people are on the VMAs but I know one thing for sure, Busta was the performance of the night. He’s still got it!

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

@irishmexi https://t.co/LkpJhNCiKV

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

1. Rudy
2. Out Cold
3. Frozen
4. Frozen 2
5. Happy Gilmore

[Pete Sampson @PeteSampson_]

What are 5 movies you're confident you've seen at least 10 times?

1. Fight Club
2. Frozen
3. The Greatest Showman
4. Top Gun
5. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

[Dan Klute @DKDomer]

What’s more American than someone shitting in a wave pool?