#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates

mandates are not cool lets teach nintendo a lesson with a banana slamma

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

Jesus Fucking Christ Release A New Donkey Kong Game Already Before I Harvest The Flesh Of My Children

[GrodusTheThird @GrodusThe]

I am baffled at how this old toad was haunting the franchise and I am glad Toadette has replaced him entirely, this shows that together we can stop awful beings like Toadsworth! We need more changes like this! #DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

gotta say i do not approve of nintendo's decision to age up and sexualize tiny kong this is completely disgusting and unnecessary she is suppose to be younger than dixie kong get miyamoto's furry fetishes out of my nintendo ds remake game

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

how do you think i feel they're making me wear pants if it weren't for these mandates i wouldn't have to wear them at all

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#UpWithTheWarioMandates @WarioMandates]

YOU STOLE MY COLOR YOU BIG FAT APE!!!
I HATE YOU GRRR
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

oops
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#UpWithTheWarioMandates @WarioMandates]

WHY THE HELL AM I PINK
GRRRRR
I WANTED TO BE PURPLE!!!
MANDATES I HATE THEM!!!
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#UpWithTheWarioMandates @WarioMandates]

WHY THE HELL AM I PINK
GRRRRR
I WANTED TO BE PURPLE!!!
MANDATES I HATE THEM!!!
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#UpWithTheWarioMandates @WarioMandates]

If it weren't of the mandates I could have been drunk on alcohol!!!
Too bad it got replaced!!
GRRRR I HATE NINTENDO
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

y'know they had a prime opportunity to reference gangplank galleon in luigi's mansion 3 but instead they wasted it by having you fight a ghost possessing a pirate ship come on that's just disappointing fuck you miyamoto

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#DownWithTheMarioMandates @DownMarioMand8s]

The 1998 release of Luigi's Mansion did not have toilet rats.
Luigi's Mansion 3 has toilet rats.
Am I the only one who's not impressed?

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

as such i do not appreciate donkey kong 64 coming bundled with jetpak as an unlockable why bother with that that isn't donkey kong thankfully the donkey kong arcade game is in there so you can just play that instead

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#DownWithTheMarioMandates @DownMarioMand8s]

Back in the day a Mario game used to come with Duck Hunt bundled in. SNOOZE ALERT!
Now Mario games come bundled with another Mario game.
This is great because it's worse than any war crime to play an IP that isn't Mario!
These mandates got it going on!
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

@Drek_Matoi you win some you lose some

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

rare took the realistic guns out of donkey kong 64 because miyamoto said they were unfitting this was an excellent decision more game developers should listen to miyamoto's advice and not challenge the status quo we need to keep things sterile.

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

this is true this rabbit singlehandedly saved the donkey kong franchise this proves that sometimes less is more take notes paper mario

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[GrodusTheThird @GrodusThe]

I am baffled at how Origami King tried to introduce unique names like Captain T. Ode and King Shroomsess! Do they really need to add an unique name to an unique character?! DK64 had outsanding NPCs like Rabbit yet their names were easy to memorize! #DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

we really went over a decade with no playable donkey kong in mario party this is just so abhorrent thankfully those fuckers at hudson soft were thrown to the side and we got him back in mario party 10 an excellent decision if you ask me

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[Mario Party Legacy @MPLNetwork]

It's 2005, the GameCube controllers are plugged in, and you're first to pick in Mario Party 7. Which character are you selecting?

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

as such the gba remakes of the donkey kong country trilogy feature numerous graphical and audio changes so much for trying to be faithful to the originals why bother remaking them then

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#DownWithTheMarioMandates @DownMarioMand8s]

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels changed the ground textures and some of the background scenery.
But why?
The first game's sprites were already perfection to me!
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

they even had metroid cameos in donkey kong country tropical freeze why if i wanted to play metroid i would fucking play metroid quit shilling out this franchise nintendo

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#DownWithTheMarioMandates @DownMarioMand8s]

Horrible decision in Paper Mario: The Origami King to cameo long-time Nintendo series Metroid! Nintendo is so obsessed with advertising Metroid that they're doing it in other games and it's the most sellout feeling ever!
Only play Mario games!!!
#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

they really had the gall to remove the sonic and earthworm jim cameos in the gba remake of donkey kong country 2 this is just embarrassing if link and yoshi and mario can be allowed then why cant sonic and jim

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

utterly baffling that nintendo refuses to mention the great ape war the most integral story and lore in the entire donkey kong franchise everyone should be rallying for this to be brought back rpg stories or whatever the fuck can wait

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

same reason why donkey kong wasnt allowed to officially hold a shotgun these mandates just piss me off let us use real life firearms

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

[💜🔪Madi-chan!!☠️🩶 @Maddwire]

#DownWithTheMarioMandates

Why can't Mario hold a rifle

[#SidewaysWithTheDKMandates @DKMandates]

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