David Kaplan

Occasional tweets about the Buffalo Bills/PGA Tour/how average of a golfer I am.

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
-Mark Twain

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@JR_HIRSHey Hopefully his caddie found a sandwich place closer to the property, too.

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What time do we get the first CBS broadcast shot of JT hitting range balls?

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@pghjoseph Happy birthday, Joseph! Please enjoy the day!

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@KVanValkenburg Northwest gonna get some love?

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@WhereItLiesTV @timothyhorgan Incredible. So hyped for this.

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@THEChrisMack @LokayFOX5 @NationalMallNPS @Lokay Top memory with Lokay was not long after this we were at a bar near Nats park and a viewer just come up to us and said “Jim, it’s poop.”

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@Lokay @THEChrisMack @LokayFOX5 @NationalMallNPS I’m worried.

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@chasedcsports @monicavenzke @EllenYChang Did not know they had one and cannot thank you enough for bringing this to my attention.

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@SiaNejad @TheTomCasale @CohensCornerAZ @Chip_Patterson I tailed. Heckuva day!

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@JPFinlayNBCS That was electric

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@Sam4TR @NOTUSreports Congrats to you, Sam. Well deserved and best of luck on your next chapter.

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@GertzAlaina @FairfaxCountyPD Congrats!

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@jsparker31 @BenStandig Me too. I'm even capable of doing it on the first three holes.

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@colin_dunlap Fun fact:

I am good friends with two sets of twins, both brothers in each set. Separate friend groups. Both sets of twins birthdays are ALSO today. What are the odds?! Happy birthday Declan and Darran!

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@shanebacon Sometimes, I go back and re-watch Theegala's tee shot on 17 in 2022 just to remind myself how unlucky the bounce was when he put it in the water.

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This is … different.

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Some folks on the National Mall enjoying a cross-country ski.

#Fox5DC

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NEW: National Weather Service has upgraded our Winter Storm Threat assessment for this weekend to ‘’Extreme’! Heavy snow with possible sleet now likely all day Sunday.

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Seeing info in your feed abt a Fairfax County murder trial but don’t feel caught up?

#FoxDC and #FoxLocal at 10 and 11.

I’ll fill you in on Week 1 as testimony resumes tomorrow. @fox5melanie (all AM) and @barnardfox5dc (4/5/6pm) have you covered tmrw.

https://t.co/Gjln7zTaO0