Devin Kemoff

Professional Liar, not actually VP of Football Operations for an NFL team, but probably would better than KD. Love Enos' balls.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@PeoriaPlowBoy The tiniest, but still...love the balls.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@tmckernan Respectfully Tim, you can’t call it a blown call if it’s premeditated.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Did we conspire with the @NFL and their officials? Of course dummies! Have you not followed the pattern? We will do anything, ANYTHING for papa Stan’s pocket book.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

It was truly lovely to see Papa Stan’s ranch while flying over Texas while enjoying route to New Orleans yesterday. Nothing like seeing the blood of the innocent spilled by your boss to prepare you for a @RamsNFL game.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@ToddDoug Shapiro as well.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

I’m told Kevin Demoff has deleted his Twitter, but fear not Devin Kemoff is here to answer all your @RamsNFL questions. Like Kevin I specialize in telling lies, being deceitful, and not caring about fans/winning.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Thank you to the fans of Philadelphia for being such gracious hosts....what’s that Stan? It’s a home game? Oh...damnit.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

I see no better way for my @RamsNFL to ingratiate ourselves with LA than to play home games in a different country. We love money, I mean LA

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Tough road loss today for our boys @RamsNFL......oh wait, it was a home game?

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@RMcLadd @kapilla @richeisen @RamsNFL Apparently the only person who cares less about human life than Stan Kroenke is you @rmcladd & just so you know we don't care about winning

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@kapilla @richeisen @RamsNFL We are only worried about the fan experience..... oh shit that was our St. Louis line. Yes now we want to win.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@tmckernan Tim, as you know we are constantly working on improving the fan experience...I think that's the company line we're towing

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

@WillPrado1 @RamsNFL Something about a baseball town or a college sports town or some other cliche.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Love the true support we get from our loyal @RamsNFL fans!

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

I'd like to personally thank @DailyNewsVinny for towing the company line we @RamsNFL have given him regarding our horrible attendance.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Thank you again to the dozens of @RamsNFL fans who showed up this past weekend.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Main topic of discussion is how boss purchased land and kicked out residence resulting in at least one death. Should be a hoot. https://t.co/vw1sYl54aN

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

I'm so proud of the dozens of @RamsNFL fans who came to the game today.

[Devin Kemoff @DKemoff]

Hey @AaronDonald97, just because Stan killed a guy doesn't mean you shouldn't be a Ram

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It's almost as if my team has no clue how to market 🤔 https://t.co/9FVJKmu9WP

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The first #Rams Power Rankings are here!

Take a look at where the Rams stand for Week 1.

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