Apocalypto

Probably should have been a philosopher. I speak bad español. Web3 & Blockchain enthusiast👩🏽‍💻

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Nasikia the master philanthropist is funding another project in Kenya

Formulation of animal feeds to reduce production of methane in Kenya!

Hapa kuna mtego ingine

This is because the animal vaccine project iliflop badly

All they want to do is introduce Mrna agent in animal foods.

That goes to milk and meat then to humans

Mrna is not broken

It goes even to the soil

Animal population will reduce in Kenya and they will introduce lab meat

They will also start telling us to eat bugs because they also provide proteins💭💭💭

[Apocalypto @DKestone]

@KyaloIntel Oh come on!! Hakikisha is literally available for you to see the person you are sending money to before you hit send. Don't blame your carelessness on safaricom.

Also, the fact that safaricom is willing to go an extra mile to help you salvage partial funds is not you right.

[Apocalypto @DKestone]

@WitNeshMe @Safaricom_Care Lipa deni. What's the point of kuplay victim yet ni wewe haukulipa?

[Apocalypto @DKestone]

@Nyarsakwa_ He literally advocated for meritocracy.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President Ruto has signed 8 Bills into law, including key ones that affect digital safety, crypto trade, air travel, and government operations.

Here’s a breakdown of the signed Bills.

Thread below:

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

There are two agendas being pushed at the same time and what amazes me is how most people don’t see it.

The first agenda: the viral videos and photos mocking Raila Odinga Jnr.

At face value, it looks like people being insensitive or childish online. But if you look closer, it’s a calculated psychological operation meant to prepare you, to soften your resistance, for the Computer Misuse and Cybercrime (Amendment) Bill, 2024.

They want you to be outraged enough to say, “Take those videos down!”

They want you to willingly call for censorship, to beg for regulation, to cry for control. That is how manufactured consent works.

They make you feel like you’re making a moral choice, when in reality, you’re giving them permission to police your speech, your thoughts, your digital space.
It is shameful to mock anyone with a disability. Society has always known that.

Long before government bills and online outrage, that punishment existed naturally and socially.

Nature has its own way of punishing cruelty — often by giving the cruel something equally heavy to carry.

And socially, such mockery has always been taboo. But now, in the age of moral decay and shallow trends, you’ve baptized mockery as “dark humor.”

There was a time when even our art corrected us:

“Ukiona mtu ni kilema, baba,
Ukiona mtu ni kilema, mama,
Wacha kucheka, kesho ni kwako,
Wacha kucheka, utazaa kilema.”

That song was not just a melody. It was a mirror of conscience.

Now, that conscience is being manipulated — your compassion being used as a tool of control.

The goal is to amplify outrage so that there’s no resistance when new laws, quietly designed to silence dissent, are passed.

You’ll think you’re defending decency, but you’ll be defending tyranny in disguise.

The second agenda: Governor Mutahi Kahiga’s remarks.

Here again, you all know what’s going on, but many will still pretend not to.

His utterance was despicable, yes, but the intent behind the timing and amplification is even worse.

Ask yourself: Who benefits most from this kind of ethnic provocation?

If you pay attention, you’ll see a familiar pattern. A rift is being engineered, deliberately, to prevent two major communities from ever sitting at the same table.
The irony is that many in the political class from both sides have intermarried, dine together, and laugh at your outrage.

The architects of division know that if Kenyans unite on class and conscience, if you ever decide to speak with one voice, their empires crumble overnight.

So they light a fire between tribes, feed you anger, and then hide behind the smoke while signing new laws and sealing new deals.

You’ll spend weeks debating the words of one misguided messenger, while the real enemies of progress keep cashing in on your distractions.

This isn’t new anything new. It’s Divide and Rule 101.

You think you’re reacting to events, but they’re designing your reactions.

You think you’re watching coincidences, but you’re witnessing choreography.

As for me, I see it clearly. Langu huwa jicho ila nawaona kabisa.

And until you start listening, really listening, Kenyan politics will keep repeating the same script, just with different actors.

The system survives not because it’s powerful, but because the people are divided and distracted. Wake up before the smoke becomes your reality.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me suddenly wanting to become the best version of myself in the middle of the night:

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

“Kenyans Willingly contribute 4 million dollars under housing levy to build Houses for IDPs”

~The president of New Singapore William Ruto in Ethiopia.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Can any Kenyan MP or Senator please create a bill that requires ALL government institutions to post their financial spending information every month on their websites or any other public platform? Tag your MPs.

I’ve come to realize that the easiest path to defeating corruption in Kenya.

Leaders steal because they know Kenyans will never access the data to prove it. That’s why you see them fumbling.

They hide this information even though the Constitution clearly says it should be public.

And today, the process of getting this info is tedious, frustrating, and even risky for Kenyans.

The truth is simple: corruption thrives because Kenyans can’t access the data. Leaders steal, knowing citizens will never see the records.

[Apocalypto @DKestone]

@BCherich

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Unpopular opinion:
Votes should be based on individual taxes

Someone paying 10m in taxes and another filing zero returns should not have the same power in deciding the direction for this country.

Small bribes to the poor is giving us shitty leaders every election cycle

[Apocalypto @DKestone]

@Briankariu Unpopular opinion: voting should not exist. Leaders should be chosen at random. Mama mboga ako kwa pool, msee wa mtura the same. What is the worst that can happen? We get BAD leaders?

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

The man went to Japan and got shocked how systems work and asked “why not us?” As if he doesn’t know why🤭😂.

[Mũigai @Gathumbi001]

THIS WAS THE GREATEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL PROPAGANDA USED TO BRAINWAS KIKUYU.

Copied.

The year is 1889, where Tumutumu mission stands today, you can only see a medicine man's hut (Waing'a).In previous years, his compound wouldn't be as full as it is today. Many people know natural herbs, and the diseases they cure/remedy so visiting a medicine man is a last resort.

But today, the compound is full,It has been this full for a few weeks or so ago, and it might continue to be this full for several months to come.

There is a strange disease in the land. A disease the Gîkûyû nation hasn't seen before. If this disease gets to you, your skin gets itchy, hot, and it develops rashes. People have called it Mûhare.

Story goes that if you get this disease, you'll keep scratching yourself. You'll be so itchy such that, your hands wouldn't be doing a good job and you'll opt to use a mûratina (the plant).

If you stand from a far, and watch those people coming out of Waing'as but, you'll they come out covered in white dust. From this far, it is difficult to differentiate whether the whiteness is from ashes or ira.

Waing'a, a renowned medicine man, has never seen this disease before. None of the knowledge passed down to him through the word of mouth, as collected by our forefathers can help cure this disease.

Waing'a, only has a remedy to the itchiness. Covering them in the white soil, or sometimes ashes. Yeah, man gotta improvise. Patients can then go home and wait to heal naturally or die.

As you turn to go on with your Journey, you see another relatively new hut. It's also has some patients.
Word has it that the hut belongs to Njecû (Jesus), and his servant is aWord has it that the hut belongs to Njecû (Jesus), and his servant is a white Scottish man, whom locals have nicknamed Nyaruta.

Nyaruta also says he has a remedy to the disease. Apparently Njecû can heal them, and any other disease that they have.

Nyaruta is calling on all Waing'as frustrated patients calling them to his hut. When a patient accepts the invitation, they will wash the whiteness off, apply oil on the patients, give them new clothes, and give them medicine.

And drumrolls, his patients actually have a lower motarity rate than Waing'as. When asked he says it is the power of his master Njecû.

He even openly tells people, that they should gauge the power of Njecû, and the power of Waing'a and decide for themselves.

Evidence says Njecû is stronger than Waing'a.
Important history or events in Gîkûyû land are recorded through songs. So, Nyaruta's patients, turned followers, have now created a new song to record this historic event.. They're singing it at every opportunity they get;

⁽ᴺᵈᵃʰᵘ̂ⁿʸᵘ̂ᵏᶦ̂ᵗᵉ ⁿᵍᶦᵘᵐᵃ ᵏʷᵃ ʷᵃᶦⁿᵍ'ᵃ⁾ × ²
ᴺʲᵉᶜᵘ̂ ᴬᵏᶦ̂ⁿʲᵒʸᵃ,
ᴬᵍᶦ̂ᵗʰᵃᵐᵇᶦᵃ ʷᵉᵍᵃ,
ᴬᵏᶦ̂ʰᵃᵏᵃ ᵐᵃᵍᵘᵗᵃ,
ᴬᵏᶦ̂ʰᵘᵐᵇᵃ ⁿᵍᵘᵒ ʸᵒʰᵒⁿᵒᵏᶦᵒᵒᵒ.
ᴷʷᵃ ʷᵃᶦⁿᵍ'ᵃ ⁿᵈᶦᵍᵃᶜᵒᵏᵃ.
ᴷʷᵃᵏᵉ ʳᶦ̂ⁿᵍᶦ̂ ⁿᵈᶦᵍᵃᶜᵒᵏᵃ ᵃᵃᵃ.

UNBEKNOWNST TO MANY this disease that Njecû was healing was brought by the white men, the tribesmen of Nyaruta. They had lived with this disease for so long and have even developed medicine and remedies to it. It is the same disease they had used as a biological weapon of genocide against native Americans about 2-4 centuries before.

They even knew you should wear new clothes, since they spread it to local communities by giving out already infected blankets and clothing.
With time, all people will leave Waing'as hut and go to Njecû's. Waing'a will lose all the people he was helping. His own people will turn against him, and what he stands for.

The location where his hut is located, will be taken by Nyaruta, and Nyaruta will create a mission center there, WITH THE HELP OF WAING'AS OWN TRIBESMEN.

As if that is not enough, his knowledge, which his people have relied on for 100s of years will be lost. His name will become the Gîkûyû's name for a new evil supernatural being (Satan)

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

The way we switch between English, Swahili, and Sheng mid convo is actually linguistic excellence 👌

[MOgada @m_ogada]

You people who claim that SHA isn't working are only saying so because you mistook it for a medical cover. For your information, SHA is actually a looting mechanism, and it's working perfectly.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Dressing room ya fpl team yangu washaanza chants za 'MUST GO!'

[PakaMeow🐈 @pakameoww]

Freestyle niggas be like "okay skiza "
Skiza nini , do your thing mf

[Shadrack Matata @shadrac_matata]

If they are creating ghost health facilities, now imagine the number of virtual polling stations that we'll have in 2027.

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

We don't have money to fund education but Raila wants the country to introduce pension for governors and retired old mps, we really have to get rid of this old fucks if we wanna progress as a country.