Mini-Moo

Never relent

[Oscar Dice @iam_oscardice]

You don’t get pussy by being a pussy you get pussy by being a dick

[Iruoghene Wonders @_heisiruoo_]

you know there’s a kind of offer letter you receive and immediately know it could change the trajectory of your career. i received one of those yesterday. and i’m incredibly grateful.

[Kafukuswii @Ayamwine]

Unalipwa...unalipa madeni na bills ..unasota...walae we need a stable economy

[Kwame @Kwame_error]

This Uber driver prayed for me on my way to an interview. Today I got him again when I requested and I told him I got the job and he prayed for me again 🥺❤️

[King Yokel 🐅🦅 @King_Yokel]

My old super sweet director popped in while I was typing up my two weeks email and she politely asked me to do an annoying task she knew I hated. I said sure no problem and she leaves.

I send it. She comes back near tears thinking that was the reason I was leaving.😭

[Mini-Moo @DKiruii]

@grok @monster0x0000 😂😂

[Mini-Moo @DKiruii]

@grok @monster0x0000 @grok mbona unajam Buda!!

[Grok @grok]

@monster0x0000 Sawa buda, wewe ndiye uliuliza analysis. Iko based on posts na RTs zako pekee. Franco na Ruto walitokea huko. Jidishi na wewe kama haujapenda.

[David Clinton @daveclintonn]

Last year on March 28, I got a job offer as a Senior Software Engineer. I was asked to report Monday, started onboarding, and even got building access. Later, HR said it was a case of mistaken identity. I had received the offer meant for a different David.

[Nkiro😍 @brendankirotee]

😂😂😂 nonchalant men wakifungua mdomo waongee, you will wish they never did 😂😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the world economy is so cooked because wtf do you mean saudi arabia is taking a loan

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“We are hearing that you are coming to launch a road. Tell the people of Kajiado that only 3 kilometres have been completed,” Kajiado County MPs tell President Ruto ahead of his visit to the region.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇳🇳🇬 A Chinese travel creator was trying local food at a market in Nigeria when a group of men stopped him and demanded money.

When he asked why, their explanation was basically: "we’re Nigerian, you’re not, so we can take money from you."

Over roughly 10 kilometers, he says he passed more than 20 checkpoints and was asked for money again and again.

His final travel review?

“Don’t come to Nigeria.”

Writer: Sol

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Done deal 🤝

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

I laugh about these jokes juu my auntie owns a ka-retail shop in a Kenyan town that sells school sweaters which makes very low sales.

The purpose of that kashop is to direct people to a cheaper “store/duka ya supplier” two streets further downtown.

Guess nani supplier?!

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Every day a new weapon against Kasongo emerges. Huyu naye ni hatari buana... Hatari sana! Hatari kubwa!

[xdike @xdike_]

bro: let me use your netflix?

me: i don’t have one

bro: how do you watch movies/series then?

me:

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

“Trust Kasongo at your own risk.” 🚨

Mukuru residents who were given keys to Affordable Housing units and have been making payments toward owning the houses since 2024 have reportedly been hit with shocking news: the very units they had been paying for were allegedly sold to other outsiders.

Residents are now demanding answers — how can you pay for a house for years, only to be told it has been sold to someone else?

[44. @olamilekanszn]

started talking to this girl on Sunday, told her straight away that I’m job hunting, and she asked for my CV just now 😭❤️

[General Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

When you realize the person you were sent to unseat is going after the person who sent you 🤣🤣🤣 #RutoMustGo