Joanna Ruth Bates

Wondering what Strunk and White would say about Twitter......

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@david_james_fox Jesus knew with ultimate certainty what would happen when he died…. That didn’t make the process any less terrifying or excruciating…

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@david_james_fox Also, proofread his tweets….

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@david_james_fox Ummmmmm there are no guarantees in life….. most marriages that end in divorce had no prenuptial agreement to contribute to their dissolution of trust. Also, most people don’t bring enough assets into the marriage to require a prenup….

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@david_james_fox Classical

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@racheljwelcher Caps for Sale

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@GovWhitmer why am I still on hold with your office????? It’s been over 30 minutes and nothing but the automated “your call is important to us”

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@david_james_fox What’s Netflix?????

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

My mom is dress shopping today for the wedding. She keeps taking pics of herself and it covered up the top of the dress. She I showed her how to take the pic of it and this is what I got 🤣🤣🤣

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@nathansarver @RepAdamSchiff Are you ok bro?

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@nathansarver Ummmm good morning??!!

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@TaylorAltaffer @A_altaffer10 So the way I understand it, dinner is your biggest meal of the day....... for most of us working 9-5 that would be super but for farmers it would be their lunch????!!!! I think that’s what grandma told me. Also on Sunday we would call lunch “dinner”

[Joanna Ruth Bates @DLBjrsGirl]

@tenmilechurch My Brother!

[Jason Keith Allen @jasonkeithallen]

“The most important Christian Education institution is not the pulpit or the school, important as those institutions are; but it is the Christian family. And that institution has to a very large extent ceased to do its work.” J. Gresham Machen

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"When pain is to be born, a little courage helps more than much knowledge, a little human sympathy more than much courage, and the least tincture of the love of God more than all." #CSLewis

[Kevin DeYoung @RevKevDeYoung]

The same sun which melts wax hardens clay. And the same Gospel which melts some persons to repentance hardens others in their sins. – Spurgeon

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"God may call any one of us to respond to some far away problem or support those who have been so called. But we are finite and he will not call us everywhere or to support every worthy cause. And real needs are not far from us.”
#CSLewis

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

People are messy; therefore, relationships will be messy. Expect messiness.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“What can you ever really know of other people's souls — of their temptations, their opportunities, their struggles? One soul in the whole of creation you do know: and it is the only one whose fate is placed in your hands.”
#CSLewis | #MereChristianity

[Michigan Bests @MichiganBests]

Honestly I’m not sure if there’s a bigger struggle than trying to explain the game of Euchre to someone who’s never played

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

True Gospel-humility means I stop connecting every experience, every conversation, with myself.