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I LOVE YOU, DR ZAIUS

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@bobbykaralla Arlington furiously nods in agreement

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@JFreshHockey Hurlburt

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran announces it is ending all negotiations with the US and vows to "completely" block the Strait of Hormuz, per CNBC.

Iran says it is ending negotiations due to repeated ceasefire violations including Israeli strikes in Lebanon.

Iran also threatens to block the Bab el-Mandeb Strait.

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then maybe shut the fuck up, belts

[TMZ @TMZ]

Adrián Beltré Believes Wander Franco Deserves Second Chance At MLB https://t.co/8bBf1OLlSm

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@esjesjesj

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CAN’T PARK THERE

[BNO News @BNONews]

WATCH: Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket explodes on launch pad in Cape Canaveral, Florida

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@CobrastanGuy he looks like he is smushed up against a piece of glass

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Next: The Moon

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Hailey Van Lith has been waived by the Sun.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

skattebo standing up and explaining his stance on meeting Goofy at disney world

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@GeorgeDunham @bobbyduncan @isaachoskins Is this gonna be on TV?

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popped one too many shove its

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Skateboarder Marc Johnson has died at 49.

Details: https://t.co/99RuLF41lC

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@PistolRick I know this was an L but this was maybe the best games I’ve ever seen at BPS

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MASSIVE diarrhea

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Avalanche announce Cale Makar out again for Game 2

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@RobertDownen_

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@CobrastanGuy

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

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@RobertTiffin “UGH! I got *another* Guy Boucher!”

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@CobrastanGuy @TheGreeneBJ

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

man that's a heartbreaker for the wild

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@NHL @NHL_On_TNT @Sportsnet @TVASports Kulak with an awesome view!