David Hendrixon

If it’s in my head, it goes here

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Still accurate

[Deniz #FCKC @MrFilmkritik]

Me getting up at 3am to drink water.

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

@EllieD12 💀 still accurate

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

@ameliagermain @EllieD12 Same. It killed me. 2001-2022

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

@EllieD12 Do you know any young ppl?

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

@EllieD12 Tru.

Let’s do it again.

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

I don’t know if I’ve ever done anything in my life for 36 straight hours

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Why have I eaten and entire box of @ClubCrackersUS this week. Is this what happens when you turn 30? @werthers_orig I’m coming for you next.

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Well fuck me. I added Worcestershire sauce instead of soy sauce. This is why I shouldn’t cook drunk.

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Why do I love this #wine?

1. I drank the whole bottle
2. It’s tasty
3. It was on #sale for $11
4. LOOK AT THAT LABEL

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Nearly had a heart attack because I was out of thyme. What did people do before the spice trade?

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

#TFW you catch the freezer on a defrost cycle and your ice cream is the perfect consistency for immediate consumption

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

One of the reasons I like winter is because I get to wear my most expensive pair of footwear

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

🏅

Here’s your medal for completing your at home workout today. Stay motivated out there!

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

As a percussionist I pride myself on my internal metronome and the ability to keep count. However, when it comes to counting workout reps it’s anybody’s guess.

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

I don’t care how good of shape I’m in, burpees suck

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Thinking of you @EllieD12

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

I’ve discovered how easy it is to make honey butter chicken....this is not good for my health.

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

Cackling

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

turning random internet drama into songs, part 2

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

Turning random internet drama into songs, part 1

[David Hendrixon @DLHendrixon]

I’ve eaten 26 lactaid pills in 7 days. Do I have a problem? Do normal people eat this much dairy? #lactoseintolerant