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@mick230967 @DisneyParis_EN @DisneylandParis @DLPHelp Lexi has resigned so we’re closing down operations!

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@DisneyParis_EN You can also:

➡️ Attempt to visit City Hall when we close it on you
➡️ Just shout into the void, it is usually as much help
➡️ Write it in mustard from your Casey’s hot dog on the table

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Donald Duck has drowned in the Rubber Duck race.

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We have had to close Princess Pavilion due to a pungent smell of ham.

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Notre expert Ressources Humaines, Guillaume Da Cunha, propose demain un séminaire sur le people management à 2,50€ derrière les poubelles du Restaurant Hyperion. ✨

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🇫🇷 Malheureusement, en raison des grèves continues de l'EPC, le rôle de Carl sera désormais interprété par ce type. ✨

🇬🇧 Unfortunately due to the continued EPC strikes, the role of Carl will now be performed by this guy. ✨

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NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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Disneyland Paris Head of HR Guillaume Da Cunha is hosting a Human Ressource convention tomorrow at Disney Newport Bay Club, with over a hundred HR professionals.

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@whowantsfudge @thibnd #FreeSonia

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🇫🇷 Bonjour, est-ce que quelqu'un connaît le mot de passe du compte de messagerie de Sonia ? Elle s'est à nouveau enfermée commodément.

🇬🇧 Good Morning, does anyone know the password to Sonia's email account? She has locked herself out again conveniently.

Leo °o°

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@whowantsfudge I’M TRYING

Having a magical day ✨

- Sonia °o°

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We are sad to report that ‘Meet Mickey’ has had to close due to him eating too much Kiri cheese and having an accident.

Please feel free to visit our other, lactose free, locations ✨🧀

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We have had to move our offices inside ‘It’s a Small World’ due to asbestos being found absolutely everywhere apart from in here. ✨

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@mick230967 @cristianguimera Pour 8000€ Sonia vous emmène faire un tour dans l'hélicoptère privé de Natacha ! Veuillez envoyer un DM pour vous renseigner sur un trajet! Passez une journée moyenne ! ✨

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@DisneyDragon We’re offering a 10% discount…

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@mick230967 🤭

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Screw this, we’ve decided to go on strike now too. ✨

- Sonia °o°

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Looks like they closed City Hall 😬

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🇫🇷 Bonne nuit de notre part ! S'il vous plait partez... vite... pas de remboursement ✨

🇬🇧 Goodnight from us! Please leave... quickly... no refunds ✨

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@Drxgonz75 - Sonia °o°