Murder Beaver

All Aboard for Certain Doom #MurderBeaver

[Murder Beaver @DLRMurderBeaver]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Josh D’Amaro is crying in Downtown Disney. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Josh D’Amaro'

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Did Iger write this himself?

[Victoria Matautia @ToriMatautia]

@GratDisMemes D’Amaro gets away with the decisions being made for the parks because people think he’s good looking

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🎵 Chapek’s got a beard🎵

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OPERATION BEAVER DROP https://t.co/ZvdoqZssMH

[Murder Beaver @DLRMurderBeaver]

Be sure to boo D’Amaro as much as you boo Chapek #D23Expo

[Murder Beaver @DLRMurderBeaver]

Cast Members! Assemble!

[Emily Stewart @EmilyStewartM]

Feeling super stretched at work because your job is understaffed? Talk to me about it for a story! Email me at [email protected] or DM me.

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Inside you there are two wolves…

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Anytime Chapek makes an appearance

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Midnight@ Nancy’s Pt. One

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Free Josh D’Amaro wallpaper

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“To all who were able to get park reservations this morning, welcome”

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Too little, too late Bobby Boy

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EXCLUSIVE: The Inside story of the messy CEO transition at Disney, battles with the board over who was in charge (and a surprise call from Paul McCartney.) $DIS https://t.co/sIne7qbEAC via @businessinsider

[Murder Beaver @DLRMurderBeaver]

FOR HALF A DECADE I HAVE LORDED OVER THE DOMAIN AS A MERCIFUL BEAVER DEITY

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Paging Josh D’Amaro

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

care! at the theme park

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Fuck Right Off

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

An offensive tweet was posted on this account tonight mimicking a popular meme. It was deleted quickly, but I would like to apologize to everyone affected by it. It was in poor taste.

We will do better as this is unacceptable. Thank you for your understanding

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https://t.co/ozhZTMdo9o

Chapek reading the invoices:

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Cast Members need to bring back this energy. #CastLife

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Guests would demand cast members would punch themselves in the face for their amusement 😣

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The best in the multiverse... coming to Avengers Campus WHEN?