Dave Lahoti

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#IwannaSlap the person who had the chance to save Troy Davis

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When you love something, it's not for sale at any price...

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@BradWollack Yeah, wild like a wild turkey...

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@BradWollack Good one!

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@sarahcolonna So I guess that means she will be able to see much more than Russia...

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@jaylovesit I agree. That song is lame. Totally unimpressed.

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@LoniLove What? Are you sitting on the tarmac? Someone call security!

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@MCDONALDHEATHER Let me guess... Ice cream paint job?

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@WhitneyCummings Isn't that less cheesy than saying "I'm a really huge fan of yours" or "I think you're really funny"?

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@sarahcolonna Umm, isn't that just called a "sloppy joe"?

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@MCDONALDHEATHER Sounds like you have a severe case of low "coupon" esteem. A shrink can't help you, but I'll bet Suze Orman can. ;-)

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@JenKirkman I guess it's because sensationalism monetizes really well for the media.

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@domainnamewire Yeah, case sensitive CAPTCHAs are overkill!

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Integrity and success go hand in hand...

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Worrying is like wishing for failure.